New Message between [SoupySounds,BeeEnjoyer, FriendlyHappenstance]
–SS is online!
–BE is online!
BE: hello friends ive been listening 2 a song thats just some guy going ‘woof woof woof bark bark’ horribly autotuned for like 3 hours
BE: ive literally fallen into a trance
SS: I feel an exorcism may be in order.
BE: u went from 0 to 100 real quick there buddy
SS: while that may be true, I stand by my statement.
BE: 2 be fair an exorcism may b the only option for the terrible generic rap beat reverberating in my brain
BE: with an overlay of some guy just
BE: barking
BE: please ss exorcize my demons
–FH is online!
BE: hi fh
BE: nothing 2 see here
BE: just 2 homies performing an exorcism
FH: an exorcism would be the only solution to this issue though.
SS: Thank you, that’s what I’ve been saying!
SS: But are you alright FH?
FH: i’m fine.
FH: kinda.
FH: i did something that made my dad um
FH: blow up at me completely
FH: and um
FH: everything’s fine except i’m grounded for a bit.
SS: Are you safe?
FH: honestly better off after i did that thing my dad got pissed at me for!!
FH: even tho i kinda shut down when he gets pissed like that.
SS: I’m glad this situation wasn’t a total loss for you, even though it most likely should have been in your right to do whatever it is you did.
SS: As long as it wasn’t drugs.
FH: nah it wasn’t drugs.
FH: to be honest, it wasn’t even something he should’ve gotten mad at me for.
FH: sorry i’m being vague but its like
FH: idk if i’m really ready to talk about it.
BE: thats ok man
BE: were not entitled to ur juicy life deets man
FH: thanks :)
BE: :3
SS: BD
FH: BD?
SS: The ‘B’ is my glasses.
FH: okay thats really cute wtf!!
SS: BE showed it to me.
SS: Originally she said they were ‘some cool guy sunglasses,’ but she said it could also be a pair of glasses, so I decided to adopt the face.
FH: i’ll be honest i didn’t imagine you having glasses?
SS: My eyesight is rather poor, and I’m too squeamish to use contacts.
BE: :0
BE: im the one who spends all day in front of my computer, ud think id need glasses lmao
SS: I suspect genetics on this one.
BE: that’s somehow worse like u can just point at someone n go ‘damn ur the reason im like this??’
BE: instead of it just being this like nebulously caused thing
SS: I don’t mind as much as I used to, since I’ve figured out how to select glasses that don’t make me look like a stereotypical nerd.
BE: like someone would just assume u had a peanut allergy or something by default?
SS: Exactly.
FH: what did people with peanut allergies do to you both?
BE: its a stereotype 4 a nerd for some reason
BE: idk either
FH: i’ll chalk that up to weird things that’ve lost relevance in 2050.
BE: as u should
FH: be you have small person energy.
BE: im actually 6 inches tall
FH: i
SS: Are you sure?
BE: FUCK
FH: i’d belive it
BE: im like 59 or something
FH: inches?
BE: no
BE: fuck off
BE: five feet and nine inches
BE: an incredibly normal height for someone to be fuck you fh
FH: you’re taller than me!!
BE: tall girl rights bitch
SS: Tall girl rights.
FH: you’re right.
FH: tall girl rights.
SS: I’m glad you were able to see the light on this matter, FH.
FH: my masculinity, it’s in shambles.
FH: how will i fish with my fellow bros after this shabollic display?
BE: …
BE: i cant tell if ur joking abt the fishing
FH: be i go outside by my own free will about once a month.
SS: For fishing?
FH: i’ll leave that up to you guys. :)
–BE is offline!
New Message between [SoupySounds,BeeEnjoyer, FishingHangouts]
–SS is online!
–BE is online!
–FH is online!
FH: what the fuck.
SS: This is why we can’t have nice things.
BE: >:3c
FH: can’t believe this!
BE: ur first mistake, mentioning anything that starts with f
FH: fuck.
BE: case in point
SS: Do Not Set FH’s Name To Fuck.
BE: goddammit there go my sunday plans
SS: Fishing is something I’ve never been able to wrap my head around.
BE: same
BE: unless im fishing in a video game
BE: in which case sign me the fuck up
FH: i will be purposefully vague on this subject matter so you have no idea if i go fishing with my bros every month or not >:3c
BE: my face!!!1!!
FH: i stole your face!! get got!!
BE: next thing u know youll be hacking into this infernal program urself
BE: setting my name 2 something stupid and or funny
BE: ill be crying sending u off to college
BE: be safe my son
FH: i
SS: i appreciate this level of nonsense from you two. It’s a universal constant.
FH: like a prescription but me and be just show up and be fucking stupid inane for hours on end.
SS: BD
FH: fuck i need a face now.
BE: u stole mine so like
BE:
BE: i cannot smile anymore
BE: woe is me
FH: fine you can have your face back!!
BE: >:3c
FH: be what other faces do you have?
FH: if i may view the catalog.
BE: can i interest u in
BE: :^]
FH: finally a defining feature to base my smiley face off of,
FH: the existence of my nose.
FH: :^]
BE: u can have eyebrows 2
BE: `,:^]
BE: can u raise ur eyebrow
BE: u can only use this face if u can
FH: yea
BE: i bestow upon u the highest honor
BE: `,:^] is yours
BE: take care of him ok
FH: of course.
FH: i’m so cool, i have 2 faces i can use!
BE: now now ****** dont go flying too close 2 the sun
BE: ffs
BE: u know the guy who flew into the sun
FH: yea.kinda a dumbass!
SS: I’m curious who out there is named that.
SS: It’s rather interesting to name your child/ name yourself after a tragic literary character from several thousand years ago.
SS: But alas, who am I to judge.
BE: can we go back to fh bragging abt having 2 faces
BE: bc bitch i have 4
BE: :3c
BE: >:3
BE: >:3c
BE: :3
FH: fuck i just got owned!!
BE: sure did buckaroo ;3
BE: lmao 5 actually
FH: i apologize for thinking i could ever amount to your level of text based expressions. it was a foolish mistake on my part that i will never even attempt to make again.
SS: I am not at all competing but I’ve realized something.
SS: B)
BE: oh fuck yea
BE: im rlly tired holy shit
SS: Go to bed.
BE: rude
FH: they're right though.
FH: it's pretty late im gonna go too.
SS: Goodnight, you two.
–FH is offline!
–BE is offline!
–SS is offline!