New Message between [SoupySounds,BeeEnjoyer, FriendlyHappenstance]


–SS is online!

–BE is online!


BE: hello friends ive been listening 2 a song thats just some guy going ‘woof woof woof bark bark’ horribly autotuned for like 3 hours

BE: ive literally fallen into a trance

SS: I feel an exorcism may be in order.

BE: u went from 0 to 100 real quick there buddy

SS: while that may be true, I stand by my statement.

BE: 2 be fair an exorcism may b the only option for the terrible generic rap beat reverberating in my brain

BE: with an overlay of some guy just

BE: barking

BE: please ss exorcize my demons

–FH is online!


BE: hi fh

BE: nothing 2 see here

BE: just 2 homies performing an exorcism

FH: an exorcism would be the only solution to this issue though.

SS: Thank you, that’s what I’ve been saying!

SS: But are you alright FH?

FH: i’m fine.

FH: kinda.

FH: i did something that made my dad um

FH: blow up at me completely

FH: and um

FH: everything’s fine except i’m grounded for a bit.

SS: Are you safe?

FH: honestly better off after i did that thing my dad got pissed at me for!!

FH: even tho i kinda shut down when he gets pissed like that.

SS: I’m glad this situation wasn’t a total loss for you, even though it most likely should have been in your right to do whatever it is you did.

SS: As long as it wasn’t drugs.

FH: nah it wasn’t drugs.

FH: to be honest, it wasn’t even something he should’ve gotten mad at me for.

FH: sorry i’m being vague but its like

FH: idk if i’m really ready to talk about it.

BE: thats ok man

BE: were not entitled to ur juicy life deets man

FH: thanks :)

BE: :3

SS: BD

FH: BD?

SS: The ‘B’ is my glasses.

FH: okay thats really cute wtf!!

SS: BE showed it to me.

SS: Originally she said they were ‘some cool guy sunglasses,’ but she said it could also be a pair of glasses, so I decided to adopt the face.

FH: i’ll be honest i didn’t imagine you having glasses?

SS: My eyesight is rather poor, and I’m too squeamish to use contacts.

BE: :0

BE: im the one who spends all day in front of my computer, ud think id need glasses lmao

SS: I suspect genetics on this one.

BE: that’s somehow worse like u can just point at someone n go ‘damn ur the reason im like this??’

BE: instead of it just being this like nebulously caused thing

SS: I don’t mind as much as I used to, since I’ve figured out how to select glasses that don’t make me look like a stereotypical nerd.

BE: like someone would just assume u had a peanut allergy or something by default?

SS: Exactly.

FH: what did people with peanut allergies do to you both?

BE: its a stereotype 4 a nerd for some reason

BE: idk either

FH: i’ll chalk that up to weird things that’ve lost relevance in 2050.

BE: as u should

FH: be you have small person energy.

BE: im actually 6 inches tall

FH: i

SS: Are you sure?

BE: FUCK

FH: i’d belive it

BE: im like 59 or something

FH: inches?

BE: no

BE: fuck off

BE: five feet and nine inches

BE: an incredibly normal height for someone to be fuck you fh

FH: you’re taller than me!!

BE: tall girl rights bitch

SS: Tall girl rights.

FH: you’re right.

FH: tall girl rights.

SS: I’m glad you were able to see the light on this matter, FH.

FH: my masculinity, it’s in shambles.

FH: how will i fish with my fellow bros after this shabollic display?

BE: …

BE: i cant tell if ur joking abt the fishing

FH: be i go outside by my own free will about once a month.

SS: For fishing?

FH: i’ll leave that up to you guys. :)

–BE is offline!


New Message between [SoupySounds,BeeEnjoyer, FishingHangouts]


–SS is online!

–BE is online!

–FH is online!


FH: what the fuck.

SS: This is why we can’t have nice things.

BE: >:3c

FH: can’t believe this!

BE: ur first mistake, mentioning anything that starts with f

FH: fuck.

BE: case in point

SS: Do Not Set FH’s Name To Fuck.

BE: goddammit there go my sunday plans

SS: Fishing is something I’ve never been able to wrap my head around.

BE: same

BE: unless im fishing in a video game

BE: in which case sign me the fuck up

FH: i will be purposefully vague on this subject matter so you have no idea if i go fishing with my bros every month or not >:3c

BE: my face!!!1!!

FH: i stole your face!! get got!!

BE: next thing u know youll be hacking into this infernal program urself

BE: setting my name 2 something stupid and or funny

BE: ill be crying sending u off to college

BE: be safe my son

FH: i

SS: i appreciate this level of nonsense from you two. It’s a universal constant.

FH: like a prescription but me and be just show up and be fucking stupid inane for hours on end.

SS: BD

FH: fuck i need a face now.

BE: u stole mine so like

BE:

BE: i cannot smile anymore

BE: woe is me

FH: fine you can have your face back!!

BE: >:3c

FH: be what other faces do you have?

FH: if i may view the catalog.

BE: can i interest u in

BE: :^]

FH: finally a defining feature to base my smiley face off of,

FH: the existence of my nose.

FH: :^]

BE: u can have eyebrows 2

BE: `,:^]

BE: can u raise ur eyebrow

BE: u can only use this face if u can

FH: yea

BE: i bestow upon u the highest honor

BE: `,:^] is yours

BE: take care of him ok

FH: of course.

FH: i’m so cool, i have 2 faces i can use!

BE: now now ****** dont go flying too close 2 the sun

BE: ffs

BE: u know the guy who flew into the sun

FH: yea.kinda a dumbass!

SS: I’m curious who out there is named that.

SS: It’s rather interesting to name your child/ name yourself after a tragic literary character from several thousand years ago.

SS: But alas, who am I to judge.

BE: can we go back to fh bragging abt having 2 faces

BE: bc bitch i have 4

BE: :3c

BE: >:3

BE: >:3c

BE: :3

FH: fuck i just got owned!!

BE: sure did buckaroo ;3

BE: lmao 5 actually

FH: i apologize for thinking i could ever amount to your level of text based expressions. it was a foolish mistake on my part that i will never even attempt to make again.

SS: I am not at all competing but I’ve realized something.

SS: B)

BE: oh fuck yea

BE: im rlly tired holy shit

SS: Go to bed.

BE: rude

FH: they're right though.

FH: it's pretty late im gonna go too.

SS: Goodnight, you two.

–FH is offline!

–BE is offline!

–SS is offline!