Borking Bandits
Borking Bandits
SUPERMARKET -- A group of shih tzu in a trench coat was seen around the local grocery store this Friday morning.
According to the witness, he was told by his mother to get dog treat sticks when he noticed a tall "man" in a large hat and trench coat with a dog in his cart. The witness was surprised when suddenly the man pops one dog food bag open and his trench coat revealed more dogs inside.
Authorities are informed immediately and the dogs, who call themselves "Borking Bandits", were asked to pay for the damages.
"Bork bork bork!", explained one of their members while handing over the cash in their pocket.
The supermarket owners are not interested in filing a case.
I would like to thank my mom for the idea of making an illustration with Shih Tzus! <3