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In this story, a bunch of guys called The Axons turn up. That's them, all with golden haircuts.
They've all dressed exactly the same, which is probably embarrassing for them. They should have co-ordinated before they came to earth. Now everyone will think they're total geeks.
They're saying "Hello. We love humans, and we're definitely not here to invade you and basically eat your planet."
Jo does a sneak into their spaceship. The walls are the same colour and pattern as the Axon jumpers. Jo's thinking, "I would never decorate like this. These guys are jerks!"
Jo has never been on an alien spaceship before. But she still thinks that this is probably one of the worst ones.
Doctor Who is telling the Axons that they better not try doing an invasion. He's brought a bunch of mates with him in case it kicks off.
The Axons are saying, "We definitely won't. We've come to be nice. That's our main thing."
The Master show up. He'd like to help the Axons invade earth, even though their leader looks like a massive space penis.
The Master is trying not to look at the space penis. He's needs to say, "I agree - we must destroy the humans!" and he's afraid that if he looks up, he'll just involuntarily shout, "Space Penis!" instead.
Mother and Father Axon are having a chat about how the invasion is going. They think it's going pretty well and that the humans are delighted to see them.
Apart from Doctor Who, obviously. He's been a total jerk to them. But they expected that.
Doctor Who is a jerk to everyone, and is famous across space.
This is a pretty cool shot. I think the Axons are making a duplicate of this guy, so he can go spy on the humans.
If I was them, I would have spent ages trying to work out why I couldn't get the hair right - not realising that it looks fake on the real guy in the first place.
The Master has escaped from talking to the Space Penis and now he's going to do some evil.
Starting with killing this soldier. The soldier will be sad to die, but I don't think he's enjoying his job, so there'll be a silver lining.
Zap! The Master shoots the guy in the back.
He has spent all afternoon in the room with the Space Penis, and he has some anger to work out of his system.
The Axons turn into giant splodgy monsters and attack everyone.
This is a relief to all concerned, as it means that the story is nearly over.
These Axons are doing a dance in the road.
They are not supposed to be. They are supposed to be doing an invade. But they don't get to go out often, and no-one will know. Weeeee!
This happens.
What is 'this', do you think?
All I know is, Jo does not like it. She is shouting, "This was the worst story already, and now there are spinning heads as well."
As always, The Master realises that his plan is stupid, and says, "Please Doctor Who, can I be on your side for a bit?"
Doctor Who heaves a heavy sigh and says yes. They team up and make the Axons die.
Then Doctor Who has to listen to some very traumatised, quite Freudian stories from The Master.
Then The Master runs off, like he always does.
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