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Season six kicks off in exciting style with this incredibly butch man, standing astride a hill like he is the king of absolutely everything. Which, in a sense, he is.
He's a 'Dominator'. And you can kind of tell, can't you? Just look at those trousers. You wouldn't wear those if you weren't absolutely confident of your ability to be dominant in any given situation.
The little guys next to him are called Quarks. They are his friends, but only in a kind of hanging-around-with-the-bully kind of way.
The one on the left looks pretty confident, but the one on the right is looking at us, as if to say "None of this is my idea."
The Dominators are the bad guys in this story. Obviously. I mean who calls themselves Dominators?
Zoe is in this story. I'm not going to mess you about here - I'm in love with Zoe. There's going to be lots of pictures of her, so you might as well just get used to it. She's the best companion. All the others have been whiny to some degree, but she spends most of her time going "I am best." And she is.
Here, Doctor Who and Zoe have been caught by a Quark.
They are unhappy about this because, despite looking like Christmas decorations, the Quarks are actually evil little psychopaths. I mean, they've got spikes all over their heads. That's not normal.
Doctor Who looks particularly freaked out. He's worried about dying, but he's also worried that if he does die, everyone will laugh at him and say, "You got killed by Dominators!"
This will cause him no end of social anxiety. The Dominators are idiots, and everyone knows it.
This Dominator has been going on for ages about how brilliant he is.
He's not even really talking to Doctor Who and Zoe any more. He's just caught up in his own story. "Then the store assistant realised I wasn't messing about and that he was going to have to give me a replacement kettle, even if I didn't have the receipt..."
Doctor Who wants to leave, but thinks that it might be rude. Plus there's the Quark.
Zoe is thinking, "I have made a terrible mistake. This adventure is awful and now I am stuck in it, possibly forever."
It does not go on forever. But it does feel like it.
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