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Look! A helicopter! This story looks really expensive and exciting. And it is, indeed, really good. And there are strong, interesting women in it. And no embarrassing monsters that look stupid.
There must be something wrong with it, surely?
Doctor Who is in it twice, this week. Because there's an evil dictator called Salamander, who looks just like him. It's not like that time when the Daleks tried to make a robot of Doctor Who.
It's just a massive, implausible co-incidence.
Here, Salamander is having a cigar. He might be evil, but he's also really cool. Evil people are cool, aren't they?
I don't know why anyone ever bothers being good.
This guy is also evil, but he is definitely not cool. He's a complete dickhead to everyone. Look at his face. He's saying, "I'm enjoying the evil that I'm doing right now."
Victoria is meant to be scared. I think her performance is closer to 'extreme sexual excitement.' It's a bold choice.
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