Absolute Zero Lyrics

At this university,

The profs ain't teachin' what they're supposed to be,

The profs give lectures on theories,

No facts just theories,

The students find out they're gonna tell,

'Cause they looked at their exam and said what the hell,

The students try to do their exam,

But when they look at it they go oh damn!

I didn't get an A,

I didn't get a C,

I didn't get an F I got absolute zero,

I didn't get an A,

I didn't get a C,

I didn't get an F I got absolute zero,

The prof teaches theories and no damn facts,

He says everything he taught was facts,

He teaches these theories in every class,

The kids find out they're gonna kick his ass!

I didn't get an A,

I didn't get a C,

I didn't get an F I got absolute zero,

I didn't get an A,

I didn't get a C,

I didn't get an F I got absolute zero,

I didn't get an A,

I didn't get a C,

I didn't get an F I got absolute zero,

I didn't get an A,

I didn't get a C,

I didn't get an F I got absolute zero.