Founded by a pack of disgruntled Dog journalists who witnessed one too many human "strategy sessions" (mostly involving yelling at glowing rectangles and hoarding resources that squirrels would deem excessive).
But unlike humans, we put our kibble where our mouth is:
50% of all income funds:
🌳 Re-wilding squirrel highways...
🥫 Emergency kibble for war-zone pups...
♻️ De-plasticizing fetch zones...
Transparency is our chew toy: Every quarter we'll publicly bury donation receipts on social media, because when humans fail at stewardship, dogs must lead the pack.
Our Mission: to cut through the human-generated fog of geopolitical blunders and economic tail-chasing while our so-called "owners" obsess over abstract lines on maps and shiny rocks, we report the real fallout for all species.
We expose:
✅ Territorial pissing contests that disrupt vital sniffing corridors