The Tea Menu

Because that hurt duh! 

*can be used topically to treat brusies and injuries or injested as a pain relief

Anxiety doesn't stand a chance against this one

*can be drunk as a tea to relieve fear, anger, anxiety and all other nasty feelings or smoked if that's your preference. 

Who doesn't want to feel more evil?

*advised to be used for when your in a slump and unable to plot

One sip and all secrets are spilt

*excellent for gossip lovers

Its just a little bit of poison

For when the Jabberwocky's are tired

Everyone needs a love potion right? 

*warning: love may be abnormal, volatile, dangerous, unpredictable.....you get the point

Some people just need a good kiss.....or fuck

*warning: you will kiss anyone or anything for the duration of time this is in effect and it will most likely lead to other things.....

Dreams suck

* Can be drunk to help one sleep or turned into a gas to help others sleep! 

Because fuck alice! anyone can cry

* Use only in the need of a true meltdown. We sugest spiking your wine with it

Because some people don't laugh enough.

* Best to be used on someone who have been far to grumpy for far too long, be careful with the dosage so they don't go manic

For when the Bandersnatch get to snarly

* for some reason people come become quiet angry after the effects have worn off

To be used on your courtly opponents

* for the removal of rivals trying to steal your intended target (love interest)

Who needs normal colored hair anyways?

*warning: their have been cases where ones hair remains the same but their skin doesn't......

Drink daily to ensure that you don't have to deal with mini you or worse them!

To be consumed when one's body is in revolt over you consuming not for children regularly

Who needs skin care products when theres tea?!

......apparently not all of the teas should do something......

*we advise to never order this since its terrible dull and if you do we probably won't give it to you anyways