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Written by Zenith
Written by Zenith
Lupin the Third and Ruby Rose reside in the S.A.L.T. Diner, Ruby persists to admire all of the cool gadgets and trinkets in Lupin’s possession. Lupin stands amused, as he enjoys the admiration.
Woooooooow! I’ve never seen such an old gun! It’s so antique, I love it!
Heh, that’s not all. check this out!
Lupin brings out his arm and rotates his watch. Suddenly, a grappling hook bursts out of the watch and attaches to the wall, nearly attaching to Penta Axe General instead.
Watch where you fire your weapons, heathen!
Oops! Sorry, Penty. I’m just showing off my gear to our good ol’ darling friend here.
Oh, gear? Do you wish to look at mine?
Oh! Oh! Lemme see! Lemme see!
Penta Axe General miraculously grabs all of his axes at once, and holds them to show them off. Every single one has a unique design and a unique attribute as well.
Gaze upon my beautiful axes! Killer, Poison, Halberd, Master, and Hammer!
Such lame names...
Augh! Says thou! My babies have outstanding names, fitting for weapons of such eloquence.
A name is for many things.
Dante enters the diner, badass-like, and approaches the group.
To leave a legacy to younger generations. To strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. Or maybe to embody a word, concept, or ideal. That’s why my sword's named “Rebellion.”
That’s… so… COOOOOOL!
There's plenty more where that came from. You can talk to Lucifer, my backpack full of knives. Or maybe even Ebony and Ivory, my beautiful and lovely guns.
You call that an arsenal? Rico! Show 'em what you got!
Rico spits out a bunch of weapons. Crowbars, dynamite, and even a giant gun that looks like it could blow the diner to smithereens.
Is that the Orbital Death Ray?! Rico, I told you not to touch my inventions!
Sorry…
Bah, death ray schmeath ray. I’m a living, walking arsenal! Nothing compares to me and my deadly barrage o' KABOOMS!
Peacock gets up from her seat in the diner and reveals a plethora of guns and bombs in her coat. She continues to smoke the cigar that she had.
Beat that, ya buncha palookas!
Oh, I believe I will!
King Knight appears and raises his cane as if it were a sword. He swings it around using his fancy… cane...play, and amazes the contestants in the diner.
HUDDA HUDDA! (Nothing could beat the flames of my flamethrower! Check this!)
Pyro lights up the weapon showcase with his flamethrower and aims it at the sky. Everyone stares in awe (or possibly terror), but the Pyro seems to be enjoying it. Skeletor appears and attempts to silence the chaos.
NO USE OF WEAPONRY IN THE DINER! We must keep things civilized! Continue like this, and you will all be disqualified!
Exit Skeletor.
Man… what a bummer. Say, Ruby, what about your weapon?
Oh, mine? Crescent Rose is something I designed myself. She’s a scythe that can turn into a sniper rifle!
Rad.
Suddenly, the Murderous Goose enters the diner, eyes fierce as always.
Honk. (I’ve come for bloodshed.)
Everyone screams erratically as the goose wreaks havoc among the diner. The screams and honks blend in with each other, as Skeletor sighs.
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