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Written by Kektendo
Written by Kektendo
Hey all, Scott here! You know, lately I’ve been worried about prom night, and yeah I’ve been out of high school for a while, but you always have to be ready for an on-the-spot prom, because you never know when a prom’s just lurking in the shadows. Anyways, with prom’s come dancing, and boy have I got the perfect thing to practice, and by perfect thing to practice, I mean a Wii with a copy of Dance Dance Revolution: Hottest Party and dance pads. You know, I could’ve sworn the Wii had some other extremely popular dancing game, but this’ll do! Now if only I had a place to plug this thing… Oh right! I’m outside! Well, guess I can’t play this thing to practice, but hey, at least I’m also extremely famished, and there’s a diner right here!
Scott enters the Diner.
Hey all, Scott here! Is this where I eat salt?
Woah, rad greeting! My name’s Duane, and I’ll be your server today, dude.
Oh hey, you’re that dancing white kid from that video!
Yeah, dude! Most would say I’m the star of Barbie Dance Club!
“Barbie Dance Club” sounds like something your aunt fished out of the Walmart Clearance Bin, but nice!
The chef of the diner then came out of the kitchen and approached Scott. He grabbed Scott by the hands and started reading his palms.
It appears that you’re incredibly sleep deprived, as you didn’t get any sleep last night. It also appears that you have a severe case of scoliosis. Is this right?
How'd you know?! I thought I was playing Truth or Lies for the Wii alone!
Amico mio, your hands can tell me all about your health! Your palms tell stories of your ailments!
I guess it's more legit than your average Nintendo Direct leak, so I'll believe it.
Your food will be out soon, signore. Duane, please bring this gentleman to his seat and serve him some of our water.
Come with me dude, I’ll bring you to your seat.
Scott is brought to his seat and Tonio enters the kitchen to cook Scott’s meal. Duane does a graceful spin and skates over to the counter to grab a pitcher of water, and then quickly skates back without spilling a single drop.
Here you go! Enjoy!
Woah! How'd you not spill any water?
Just a little trick my pal Takumi taught me! He’s out doing a delivery right now, but he never takes long.
Huh, neat. Well, thanks for the water! It sure beats that MegaMan E-Tank Energy Drink!
Scott took a sip of the water and his face suddenly lit up. He continued to drink more and more of the water!
You know what, this water is pretty good- OH MY GOD, MY EYES ARE RAISINS!
Scott began crying uncontrollably, to the point where his eyes shriveled up, but after a moment he strangely felt a lot better.
How do you feel?
I feel... changed. What was in that water?
It’s this really cool water from snow on Kilimanjaro that melted ages ago. Tonio said it’s supposed to cure insomnia, so do you feel refreshed?
Of course I do, I’ve only ever felt this good after I bought Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast. Funnily enough, I was up all night playing that even though I have a week of mashups to upload!
I’m glad you’re feeling groovy, dude! Also- a whole week of mashups? Why are you uploading those?
Oh, I just won this tourney called “Mashup Week,” and boy was it tough!
Hey, I’m in a tournament too! Had to sign up so I could get this summer job here. It’s called S.A.L.T. Y'know, like the diner.
Good luck kid, because trust me, tournaments are no joke! I had to fight a Russian, a grandpa and a white guy with glasses!
Thanks!
Ding! Tonio rang up Scott’s meal and Duane quickly brought it over. It was a gorgeous plate of Macaroni and Cheese.
Here’s your gourmet Macaroni and Cheese!
Y'know, I’m usually a cereal guy, but this looks pretty good!
Enjoy, dude!
Thanks, I sure will! Time for me to use my patented Cop N' Munch tactic!
Scott digs into his food, and then picks up the pace, enticed by the rich flavors.
This Mac & Cheese is incredible! It’s got good flavor, nice consistency and is really cheesy! This cooking’s leagues better than Cracker Barrel, and gamers love Cracker Barrel! I give it five knee slaps out of five!
Suddenly, Scott’s spine popped out his body in gruesome fashion, and then a few moments later, everything went back to normal. Scott felt more limber, and his back felt a lot better.
AAAAAAAAAAAA-
Oh s---, my scoliosis is gone!
Tonio’s cooking has a way of working wonders, and it’s cool! The healing process is super grody, but people feel rad afterwards!
Well, I feel fantastic and boy do I want to dance! Speaking of which, I was just gonna go practice for prom night!
...Aren’t you an adult?
Hey, you never know when a prom night’s gonna sneak up on you!
You have a point, dude! I’m glad to help you learn to Bust a Move!
Hey thanks! Let me just set up the Wii...
What’s a Wii?
Nintendo’s Revolution... which then led to the failure they call the Wii U.
After Scott set up the Wii and DDR pads in the corner of the diner, him and Duane got to dancing. Duane was hitting every perfect while Scott was… severely lacking.
Woah, this is tubular!
pant- Easy for you to say.
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