Written by Zenith & Anonymous
Inside of Okabe’s room the team is ready to face off against the demon who is currently banging at the door.
Firstly, we have a few things to prepare for these upcoming events.
Does it really seem like a good time to go over the plan, doc?
The door is not going to be able to last much longer.
... True on that. Lupin!
Need something from lil’ old me?
Indeed I do. Follow me, I’ll explain along the way.
Okabe quickly moved his bed to the side to reveal a small hole that was located under his bed.
You sure it’s safe down there, doc?
Safety is not guaranteed but believe me, it’s either that or the apocalypse.
Hey! What about us?!
You and Pyro have enough firepower to prevent that demon. With Navi and Omochao, you can lock on and figure out any important weaknesses.
… Fine. Not like you’d be of much help anyway.
Thanks everyone. Come Lupin, we have no time to waste.
Right behind ya.
Both Okabe and Lupin enter the shaft, and snuck away from the room, leaving only Peacock, Pyro, Omochao and Navi there to fight against whatever was banging at the door.
Alright boys... and Navi…
Appreciated.
Let’s make that birdy sing!
Singing at a time of conflict like this seems pretty ineffective, unless you possess sound based abilities.
Hudda hah. (Fire would be better.)
FIGURE OF SPEECH!
However as the trio discussed the banging's on the door would suddenly stop. As if the monster seemingly had left.
Listen! The banging stopped.
Hudda huh? (Did it go away?)
Or maybe it’s trying to pull our legs…
Pulling my legs would be very difficult, since they are very stubby.
Why am I even trying?
Peacock made her way to the door and opened it only to be greeted by… an empty diner hallway. A dark abyssal void.
Hey! Where did the stinking monster go?!
Murr Hurr Hudda huh. (This doesn't look good.)
Smells like trouble to me.
Or maybe it’s just Okabe’s room that smells bad.
That too, but that’s besides the point.
The crew all step outside of Okabe’s room, Peacock with her pistols in hand, Pyro tightly gripping his flamethrower, Omochao ready to give the best of information and Navi hiding inside of Peacock’s top hat.
Hey! This place ain’t open for sharing, scram!
Lights are out. There is a purple monster running loose and to make matters worse this all has to deal with some type apocalyptic mumbo jumbo that kooky scientist keeps bringin’ up.
Hurr Duda. Duda duda hur mhm. (I fail to see the issue. This is the most fun I’ve had in a while.)
You are only saying that because someone gave you a new flamethrower.
MYHES! (YES!)
Suddenly another loud crash is heard from one of the other rooms.
That's gotta be our monster! C’mon gang!
Peacock runs to the sound of the crash and everyone is following right behind her. She kicks the door open only to find an unconscious Lupin knocked down onto the ground.
Crap! Lupin! C’mon man, get a hold of yourself!
Offering assistance or performing CPR can help one wake up fr-
Peacock was shaking Lupin violently slapping him in the face over and over again. She then begins to shake the man up and down. Very hard.
Dammit! Nuthin’s workin’!
Huddah Huh. Mhmda hadda hah. (You are doing it wrong. Let me show you how it’s done.)
He moves Peacock out of the way. And just as he's about to tap on his shoulder... he grabs a flamethrower and begins to shoot flames into the air. He then screams very loudly.
HADDAH HUH! HADDAH HUH! HADDAH HUH! (WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!)
WHY WOULD THAT BE ANY BETTER?!
After all of that. The once unconscious man finally regained his senses.
Urgh…
Hey, doc, you alright?
I’m fine… Thank you.
Woah there pal, why does your voice sound different?
Uh… Why does my face hurt so much?
Peacock and Pyro exchanged stares.
It was Omochao.
Huddah huh. (And the flying lollipop.)
I’m no lollipop!
The man claiming to be Lupin stood up while rubbing his cheek.
Well… *ahem*... seems that the genius scientist’s plan is going smoothly.
That’s neat and all… but where is he anyway? And you okay, doc? You’re actin’ different.
What’re you talkin’ about, Peacock? I’m perfectly honky-dory, and everything is going just as pl-
As soon as he was about to finish his sentence, all the lights of the diner started to work back as usual once more.
… Huh. I got a bad feeling about this.
Aren’t lights usually supposed to be a good thing?
I guess… but something seems-
Hello? Is anyone there?
Crap- We need to get to Niko before it does!
Lupin quickly rushed out of the room and towards the direction of Niko’s voice.
Man, would it kill to receive at least a little bit of information?
You can always rewatch cutscenes to catch up on any missing information.
... What do you mean cutscene? We're not in some type of game!
Huh! Huh! Huh! (Move! Move! Move!)
The team follows Lupin’s tracks until everyone is gathered in the main lobby, and finds the monster holding onto what seems to be Okabe.
...
Let go of me! Or else I’ll blast you with my Mega Scientist ray!
Oh… wow that’s pretty good.
You said somethin’ doc?
Err… I mean… Hey! Ya big stinkin’ loser, I’m right here!
The monster tilted his head at the statement made by Lupin. Okabe then slaps his forehead.
WHY WOULD YOU BRING IT'S ATTENTION TO YOU?!
Peacock said, aiming a double barrel shotgun at the monster.
Time to leave this thing with more holes than a slice of swiss cheese!
Listen! You might end up shooting Okabe instead!
Huddah huh haddah huh! (Then this leaves no other choice!)
The Mercenary aimed the flamethrower at the creature, but instead of firing fire, he blasts a powerful blast of air at the monster, making the creature fly back and hit the wall. He still holds on to Okabe.
Whatever happens! Don’t let that thing get to Niko!
On it boss! Alright ya crazy lump of purple meat! Let’s dance!