Written by SportsFan & Makemi Crescent Rozie
[ After the arduous scuffle amongst the roster, Jenny proved to overpower Viridian. Some of the present contestants had already begun to gather around the teenage robot as she rallied the forces. ]
Guys! Quick! We have a golden opportunity to defeat Skeletor once and for all, and our time’s running out! If you’re with me, then LET’S GET MOVING!
[ Many contestants followed behind Wakeman on their way to the lobby, while a few stayed back to guard the diner. ]
Alright, guys. The plan is to find Skeletor’s lair, and overwhelm the security through our numbers. But we need to make sure we have enough strength behind us!
[ Jenny’s strategizing caught the attention of many in the lobby, who, interested in the cause, ran over to help. ]
Yo, are you dudes taking on Skeletor? You know we’re always down to help!
Yeah, if you need numbers, Mordecai and I are about as good as you can get! Because we’re about as strong as fifty people!
Yeah! You guys saw what Rigby and I could do together!
They don’t call us “Winners” Finalists for nothing! Let’s show that jerk we’re ready to rock and roll!
[ Suddenly, in the middle of the room, a strange red tornado appears, and Lou gets spewed out of it. ]
Guys, we gotta work quick! That overblown Dry Bones doesn’t just have the people those good-for-nothin’ bosses stole, but Omochao and Navi too! And… he also has… He’s got Ibuki.
[ Heads begin to turn in the diner, with the mention of the missing musician. ]
There’s no way Skeletor’s got a hold of even more of our friends! When I get my hands on that guy, he’s good as gone!!
Alright, paisanos. Omochao gave me this thing here to take us to Skeletor’s place, so hopefully it winds up workin’.
[ The contestants huddle up, while Lou in the middle blows on the Warp Whistle. The resistance gets whisked away, and the group wake up to a door, guarded by some very interesting roadblocks. ]
Jakiih, Kih-Ja. (Command: None of you will be allowed to proceed.)
Ji-Oh-Ji-Oh-Ji. (Threat: Yield, or you will be captured like your allies.)
Zutt! Zutt, zutt. (Observation: Your numbers are no match for our power.)
ZUTT! ZUT ZUTT! (Command: ATTACK! NOW!)
[ The legendary golems fire off a powerful Tri-Attack, with ice, lasers, and debris being flung at the roster in one giant beam. ]
RICO! Show off that new trick we practiced, pronto!
[ Rico heroically stands in front of the group and swallows the oncoming beam. He waits for a few seconds, before firing the beam, infused with a few other objects from the penguin’s stomach, straight at Registeel, who gets knocked back. ]
Je-Oh-Je-Oh. (Observation: Defenses lowered. Energy must be conserved.)
Looks like a clean strike, but it seems there’s still three of the monsters standing!
Then it looks like it’s my time to shine! I’ll take Frosty!
dumbass, you’re gonna get your face caved in by running in. let me get in on this.
[ IGOR effortlessly launches a blast of electricity to stun Registeel for a moment, enough for Richard to slip on hidden brass knuckles he kept stored for emergency purposes. Rushing up, he struck Regice in the legs, sliding it back onto the concrete. ]
Zutt zutt, Zut-Zutt. (Threat: You shall stop, or face my wrath.)
[ Regirock sends a Rock Slide towards the horde of contestants. Niko tries to divert it using RAY OF SUNSHINE, but it crashes through, knocking them down. ]
I’ll create an opening.. Allies, prepare to attack!
[Gandalf quickly mumbles a spell, sending Regirock flying into the air and slowly being brought towards the rebellion, with the titan unable to move.]
HONK! HONK!!!!!!!! (Its words are too vulgar for translation.)
Hmm… It looks like a solid opportunity to strike!
[ The Murderous Goose and Penta Axe General attack Regirock, Goose hectically swinging as it dashed through the air, while the General tactically struck the rock-type golem with Killer and Master for efficient damage. ]
Efficient strategy for an inexperienced bird.
HONK!! (You could’ve been quicker.)
Oh, they’re out of the way!
Hold on, there’s-
ZUTT!!! (Remark: I will bring an end to this!)
[ Having waited long enough to recharge, Regigigas was ready to speed up! It picks up Cheese, who was still dealing with Regice, and flings him towards IGOR. ]
Yo, guys! I don’t think we should get too close to this dude!
Shouldn’t get close? I guess that’s our cue!
[ The Spring-Men unleash a flurry rush of long-distance punches, all hitting Regigigas. Unphased, the legendary takes one step forward and charges up a Hyper Beam aimed at the cluster of contestants. ]
We aren’t doing enough damage! Should we fall back?
WAIT! That… foul beast is not covering the door any longer! You seven! You have to enter the lair now! We’ll take care of this monster!
But what about you guys?!
Don’t worry, I’ll use my Semblance to try and get them out of the way! You guys get moving!
Alright, let’s blitz in!
[ Mordecai & Rigby, the Add-Ons, Lou Albano and Jenny Wakeman sneak behind Regigigas, and right as the Pokémon fires off its attack, Jenny bursts down the door. ]