Written by Zenith
[As the Crab continues to inch closer and closer to the colossal titan, Spider and Raptor continue to scrap with the other three Regis. Although it may seem like a close battle at first, Spider and Raptor’s energy is slowly draining away.]
Damn, these arseholes are REALLY gettin’ on my nerve…
Bbt kt bbt kt bbt kt bbt kt… (Not sure if I can keep up with this…)
[Farther away would be Takumi, Jerma, and Viridian. Takumi and Jerma try to stuff something into the trunk, struggling a little bit, but after some elbow grease, they close it. Gandalf, Captain Viridian, and IGOR all stare at the Regis, trying to think of a plan.]
so… what’s the fuckin situation?
I’m afraid those might be titans, although I’ve never seen titans of those kinds before.
yeah. they be fuckin’ shit up over there.
[IGOR points over to the battlefield. The road is being broken apart, Ice Beams are freezing the pavement, and rocks are being hurled around the place. A rock is thrown across the battlefield towards the sidelined group, only for Gandalf to block it with his magic.]
They are quite the rowdy ones. So, does anyone have a plan?
Wh- I thought you would have a plan!!!
Oho, don’t be silly. I’m a senile old man, my plans wouldn’t work.
I do have one idea, but it involves us risking the car. We should go see Tonio.
…
Takumi…
… Fine. Whatever gets us outta here.
[They get inside the car and begin to drive off. However as they drive off, they catch the eyes of the three active golems.]
Ji-ze-ji-oh. (Warning: Target’s car is escaping from the battlefield.)
Zutt zutt zutt zutt. (Command: Eliminate escape route.)
Jakiiiiiiiiiih jakih jakiiiiiiiih. (Statement: Agreed.)
[Regice then emits an Ice Beam towards the road in front of the car. The ice covers the ground and the car begins to slip and slide away.]
They iced the ground!
Oh, great, frickin’ SI-
[Before Jerma could finish his sentence, Takumi drifts on the ice as best as he can. His instincts kick in and he’s able to drive along the ice with perfect balance. Jerma continues to scream and panic as the car goes semi out of control. All of a sudden, an electric bolt shoots Regice in the face, stopping its Ice Beam.]
Jakiiiiih jakih jakiiiiiiiih? (Question: Who dares oppose us?)
ayo.
[IGOR then shoots another electric blast at Regice, and the golem gets pushed back from the shock. Raptor and Spider look back to find IGOR ready to fight alongside them.]
Oi! Electricity’s my thing, ya bastard!
man i ain’t got time for yo petty ass.
[Regirock then picks up a chunk of the street and begins hurling it at Takumi’s car, only for Gandalf to stop it mid air and crush it with his telekinetic magic. The car then escapes from the battlefield.]
I’m afraid I can’t let you do that.
[Registeel then begins to charge up a Hyper Beam, but the Spider webs it up and slams it onto the ground, stopping it from emitting any attacks. Raptor then jumps up and climbs on top of Registeel and electrocutes the Registeel. Shocks of electricity begin to jolt out of its body. The Registeel is unable to move and get up from the ground.]
Take that you steel-faced monster! Ha! These bozos ain’t got a thing on us!
[All of a sudden, the Regigigas begins to move. Every step it takes, the ground shakes. The Regigigas begins to move a lot faster. It uses its arm to pick up a chunk of the ground similar to Regirock, and chuck it at Gandalf. Gandalf then stops it from making any contact, and the car returns to the location of the battle. However, Regigigas picks up the car.]
you had to open ya mouth…
… Zut… ZUTT! (Statement: ...Target... Captured!)
Bbt kt bbt kt bbt kt! (Not on my watch!)
[Spider then slings some web onto the car, and luckily it’s taken out of Regigigas’ grasp. Crab then tries to attack Regigigas, but it’s too fast and pushes Crab back into a building.]
It seems that we’re too late…
Fat chance! That big guy’s ruined my sleep, he ain’t leavin’ ‘till I get my hands on him!
[Raptor attempts to attack Regigigas, jumping up into the air and preparing a shocking volt, but Regice catches him by emitting an Ice Beam so powerful it freezes the zombie guitarist.]
… that dumbass.
[Spider then places the car gently down, and out comes Jerma and Viridian. However, no sign of Takumi.]
Remind me to NEVER step into Takumi’s car again.
Actually… where is Takumi?!
[The two of them look up to see that Regigigas is grasping Takumi in its hand. Regigigas then picks up the frozen Lord Raptor in its other hand.]
Zutt zutt zutt zutt. (Command: Keep them busy. I shall go deliver this to him.)
What do we do? We can’t let that thing escape!
I believe now it’s time we use our special weapon. Excuse me, would you come here for a minute you giant crustacean!
[Crab then wanders over to where Viridian is. As soon as the crab gets there, Viridian alters gravity so that he can be on top of the crab.]
Bbt kt bbt bbt kt bbt kt… (Will this make my tummy ache go away…)
It sure will! Now open wide, big fella.
Bbt kt… (Okay…)
[Crab opens his mouth and Viridian pours the liquid inside. Crab begins to feel invigorated. As soon as Crab finishes drinking, the Crab begins to grow in size. Now, the Giant Enemy Crab is now twice in size. The Regis look as the Crab looms over them.]
Jakiih… (Observation: That’s a big Kingler.)
[The Crab then punches Regice and Regirock away. The lights on their brail faces begin to fade away.]
damn, where those drugs at?
Ironically enough, it’s a special stew made by Captain Lou Albano that Tonio enhanced.
[As Regigigas hands Takumi and Raptor away to a certain blue skeleton on a building, Crab immediately throws a barrage of punches at Regigigas.]
Zutt zutt zutt?! (Surprised Statement: WHAT THE-)
[The skeleton disappears with Takumi and Raptor, but the Crab is too focused on punching the Regigigas.]
Zutt zutt zutt zutt. (Exclamation: This is not in my data!)
Bbt kt bbt kt bbt bbt kt. (Take this you big dummy!)
[Crab then focuses a giant punch, and Regigigas tries to retaliate with a Hyper Beam, but IGOR and Gandalf charge up their electricity and hit Regigigas with it.]
Now, Crab!
[Crab then delivers the mightiest punch to Regigigas. As a result, Regigigas gets launched into the atmosphere. The other remaining Regis faints on the floor as Crab shrinks from the size and emerges victorious. However, the victory is empty, as the Regis have successfully taken Raptor and Takumi away from them.]
Bbt bbt kt… (Takumi…)
Don’t worry, Crab friend. All will be right.
What do you mean, Gandalf?
I mean it. All will be right.
It’s all a part of that crazy man’s plan.