Written by Zenith
[Takumi, Lord Raptor, Jerma and Captain Viridian stare up to the four behemoths that spawned into their world. The legendary titans that have risen from their caves, with one towering all of them.]
Oi oi oi, just what are these things?!
No clue. Best guess? Not friendly.
What a peculiar group of beings… strange how they all appeared randomly.
And just what the hell are we supposed to be doing against those things?
Bbt kt bbt kt bbt kt. (I can take ‘em!)
Bbt bbt kt. Bbt kt bbt bbt kt bbt kt bbt bbt kt. (Yeah! Leave the big guy to crab! I can handle the little mini golems.)
Are you two absolutely sure about this?
Bbt kt bbt kt…. Bbt kt bbt kt bbt kt! (It’ll be a piece of… uh… piece of candy!)
Bbt kt bbt kt… (You mean cake…)
Jakiih jaja jakiiiiiiiiih… (Observation: It seems our targets for apprehension are on the ground.)
Zutt zutt zutt zutt. (Observation: The spider Pokemon and crab Pokemon are there to prevent us from doing so.)
Ji-ji-ze-ji-oh-ji-ze-oh-ji-ji-oh. (Arrogant Statement: Let them try.)
[Regice begins to charge up an Ice Beam while the other two golems rush towards the group ahead of them. Regirock collides with the Giant Enemy Spider, as Spider’s hands clash with Regirock and both try to push each other away.]
Zutt zutt zutt zutt zutt. (Threat: I will crush you like the bug you are.)
Bbt kt bbt kt bbt kt bbt kt bbt kt. (Not sure what your deal is, but bring it on!)
Quick! Jerma! In the car!
Ji-ze-ji-oh. (Statement: Escape is not an option.)
[Registeel then jumps in front of Takumi and Jerma, preventing them from leaving. Registeel is about to make a strike, but Raptor comes in and creates a powerful guitar riff. A cage of electricity protects Jerma, Takumi, and Viridian before the Regi could strike.]
You blokes make a run for it! I can handle this bastard!
Are you sure? That monster is twice your size.
I’m a Darkstalker, I can handle it! Now go before it knocks your 'eads off!
[Jolts of electricity fly out of Registeel, but now focuses its attention on Raptor. In that time, the other three make a run for it and head for Takumi’s car, leaving Lord Raptor and the Giant Enemy Duo to fight. As they run away, Regice releases the Ice Beam and aims it at the road beneath Takumi’s car. This results in the car going out of control, and they almost crash.]
Shoot!
Oh god. Oh god! Oh GOD!
Well, we’re certainly in a predicament.
[As soon as the car is about to land, it’s stopped by some magic force. The car levitates in the air and saves them from crashing.]
WE’RE GONNA DIE!!! WE’RE GONNA D-
Hey, look, we’re levitating.
[They get a view of what’s going on from a distance, and find that the biggest one is completely still. As Crab tries to make a big hit to the big one, Regice shoots some ice at Crab, preventing Crab from getting a solid hit in.]
I wonder what that big one’s problem is.
Perhaps it’s the leader. That’s why those mini ones are doing everything they can to protect it.
I’m afraid it’s much worse than that.
[The three look over to find Gandalf using his wand to levitate the car from crashing. He walks out and looks onward to the four giants.]
Gandalf?
Don’t mind me boy. Just pondering what I can do. Oh! And if you don’t mind, I brought a friend with me.
A friend?
[As soon as Jerma stumbles out of the car, still trembling from the near death experience, jolts of electricity begin to spark out of the alleyway. A man steps out, dressed in green with a very stitched up face and body. And no one could mistake those sunglasses and bowl cut. Electricity flies out of his hands, signifying he’s ready to take on the challenge.]
Well then. Now that the doctor has made his changes on you… are you ready?
yuh. let’s get this shit.