Written by CS9
[ Somewhere beyond the confines of the SALT Diner, Mordecai and Rigby are waking up. The displacement is clearly getting the better of their mindset, as they try to get a better view of their surroundings - a dilapidated cave. ]
Oh, my head… What happened?
I don’t know, man! Where are we?
How am I supposed to know, there’s no one around, Rigby!
Ugh, this sucks! Happened right as we were winning, too-
[ Mordecai punches Rigby on the shoulder. ]
Ow! What was that for?!
Focus, dude! We gotta find the others!
Ok, sorry!
[ After wandering around for a while, Rigby picks up a commotion. ]
Hey, Mordecai - do you hear that?
[ Mordecai puts his hand to his ear, trying to listen in… Sure enough, there’s something going on. ]
C’mon, wimp! That's the best you got?
Uh-huh. I think I see light up ahead, too.
Wait, wait, wait! If it’s a fight, we can’t win! Not right now! What if it’s Skeletor and his guys?
We can’t just ditch them, Rigby!
I know! That’s why….
[ Rigby whispers something to Mordecai, causing him to go wide-eyed. ]
Dude…
Hm-hm hm, hm hm-hm hm, hm.
Hm-hm hm, hm hm-hm hm, hm.
[ Meanwhile, not too far away, Skeletor is battling in Snake Mountain, wispy white energy surrounding the lair. On the other end, Dante is struggling. ]
You’ve got a hell of a skillset, I’ll say that much.
Is all you do prattle on, half-breed? Fall by the might of Skeletor!
[ A large blast erupts from the Havoc Staff, as Dante tricks out of harm’s way. He rushes forward, with his sword outstretched… But Skeletor smacks it away, pushing dark energy into Dante’s chest with his free hand, sending him flying. ]
Nyahaha! I know your tricks, all your usual moves! You cannot offer me a challenge! It was foolish of you to come alone!
[ Dante smiles, snapping his fingers. From the ceiling, two shadows drop, ready to attack. ]
Gotcha, brah! Like we’d split!
Take this!
[ Funky Kong and Knuckles wind up massive punches, colliding into Skeletor. They look proud, but their faces drop as they realize Skeletor is unharmed, two small shields blocking their attacks. ]
Bumbling idiots! This is too easy!
[ The shields expand greatly before exploding, knocking Funky and Knuckles into the harsh stone walls. ]
How’d he know? And… What’s all this?
I don’t know, dude. Kinda reminds me of ol’ Wrinkly, but like - way less gnarly. Dante, you know what it is?
No, but I’d like to. What’s your plan at the end of this, huh? ‘Cause I’ve heard ‘em all at this point.
To say would ruin the surprise! Now tremble and weep as your pathetic, useless-
[ In that moment, another large shadow appears - right over Skeletor. ]
WHAT-
[ A police car lands on top of him, sharp glass and metal spreading around the area. ]
Woah, no way!
Where’d that come from? We didn’t…
[ The car rips in two, as Skeletor rises from the wreckage. ]
A mere distraction can’t work on me that easily, fools! You will pay for this insolence!
[ As Skeletor raises the Havoc Staff once more, a booming guitar chord shakes the rocky lair, and a sonic blast crashes into Skeletor’s back, knocking him down, and losing his grip on the staff. ]
Looks like we’ve got backup!
Yeah, you do!
[ Mordecai and Rigby walk into the lair, dressed in t-shirts, leather jackets, and slick jeans. Rigby holds up a keyboard, and Mordecai a guitar. ]
We got the drop on you, bonehead! In yo face!
[ Mordecai goes to help The Add-Ons get back on their feet. ]
Sorry we took so long. We went to the park to get some stuff using Rigby’s time machine.
You sure took your sweet time, but I ain’t complaining now.
You dudes have a time machine? Far out!
Best deal ever! We went back a long time ago and got some real power - The Power!
We gotta give it back after we’re done, but for now, we’re ready to kick some butt!
[ A bolt of lightning shoots by Mordecai as he helps Dante up. ]
Rigby, watch it!
That wasn’t me!
[ Another few bolts fly towards the group as Skeletor gets up, black electricity crackling from his fingers. ]
Don’t forget that we’re in my domain, you oafs! The battle is not over just yet!
Sure, but I’d say we’ve got pretty good odds - how about we test our luck?
Right on, but gimme a sec.
[ Funky takes out some sunglasses, and hands them to Mordecai and Rigby. ]
You guys got style, but it needs that little somethin’ extra.
[ The duo put them on. ]
Yeah, ‘cause our future’s so bright-
-we gotta wear shades.
Nyaaargh! Enough of this! Prepare to be conquered by the almighty Skeletor! I will be Master of the Universe!
[ Skeletor surrounds his hands in dark sorcery, attracting the white wisps to himself, seemingly empowering his magic. As the opposing force prepares their weapons, they all take a step forward, leaning towards the infernal sorcerer. ]
Bring it on!
Bring it on!