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Written by Zenith
Written by Zenith
Heeellooooooooooooooooooo, SALT! What a lovely day to start some chaos!
And what exactly do you plan on doing?
Uhhh, did ya not hear what I said, skullface? I SAID, it’s a lovely day to MAKE SOME MAYHEM!
Whatever you do, please take care to not mess up the food, signorina. I plan to make a feast to commemorate the start of the tournament.
Don’t worry about it, Mister Chef! Avery n' I'll take good care of the food... right, Avery ol' pal?
...
...Avery?
Suddenly, the front door had burst open and a tiny mechanical bird waddled through.
BOSS, IT’S UNDER YER HAT!!
Huh? Who’s under my-
Almost as if on cue, a white feathery fellow appeared from its hiding spot in Peacock's hat.
Honk!
Hey, what're ya doin' up there? Get lost, pal!
Honk!
The goose raised its two legs and started booking it with Peacock’s hat in tow. It ran straight past Avery, and off into the wilderness.
Why I oughta... GET BACK HERE!
That’s my hat, you obnoxious waterfowl! C'mere!
Peacock ran off with Avery lagging behind. Skeletor and Tonio watch as the two embark on a literal wild goose chase.
Well, that’s one headache gone for a while.
Technically, those were three headaches.
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Peacock chased the Goose through the big city, looking for a small bird with her hat. After when felt like ages, she eventually spotted the goose on the other side of the street.
Honk!
There ya are! Come to mama-
In mere moments, a truck came along and rammed into Peacock, thwarting her plan. The goose waddled away slyly as Peacock landed perfectly in a garbage can. She popped out with the lid as her hat, and spat out a tin can that was stuck in her mouth.
Ooooooh, the nerve! I’m gonna fry that Goose if I have to!
I’ll show that bird for messin’ with the boss’ hat! So... how’re we gettin’ it back?
Hmmm...
Ooh, I've got just the right idea!
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While Peacock and Avery were plotting their next move, the Murderous Goose blissfully dragged its newfound treasure to the stash, which included bells, emeralds, and even a microphone. Unfortunately, a toy plane soared above the Goose's location, signaling all who may seek it.
Found ya, scuzzball! Time for a surprise that’ll blow you away!
Peacock pulled Lonesome Lenny from one her endlessly deep pockets, trapped the goose underneath, and lit the fuse. She and Avery hid behind the trees to protect themselves from the explosion. After waiting for a short time, nothing happened.
Hey! What gives?
Peacock and Avery slowly approached to check what was wrong with Lenny. Nothing seemed too out of the ordinary.
Stupid thing... BLOW UP!!
Avery kicked Lonesome Lenny in a fit of rage, and a large explosion blew up in their face, sending the two back even further. Peacock has just about had it.
I’ve had enough of this Monkey-Fightin’ goose stealin’ my Monday-to-Friday hat! I’ll be sure to get 'em this time!
Peacock approached the goose with a metal bat with spikes on it. She tried to club the goose with the bat, but the Goose quickly cut it in twain. It used the knife that was also in its stash, and seems to be showing no mercy.
Honk! (Fight me.)
Wise guy, eh? Well c'mon!
Peacock pulled out a hammer and swung it at the Goose, who nimbly dodged and pushed forward to retaliate. The two partook in a brutal brawl, as Peacock fought to retrieve her hat, while Goose fought to get her away.
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