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Written by Zenith
Written by Zenith
Over Justice can be seen back in his room with his beloved desk once again...
Curse that Lupin the Third for stealing my desk! But, now that it is back, I have important business to deal with. So no more slacking off, it’s time to do some work.
Etemon strolls into the space cop's office.
What's happenin', OJ?
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!
Wait, what?! I didn't do nothin'!
YOU'RE FREE TO GO!!
Th-that’s it? Um, well anyway, I've got a request. King Knight’s been sobbin' and cryin' the past few hours that someone stole his favorite jewel from some "secret compartment" in his room.
Oh? A stolen jewel? Might I ask who was in his room last?
That was me, baby.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!
But I didn’t even know where his secret compartment was!
YOU'RE FREE TO GO!!
You've gotta be kiddin' me...
Well, if it’s a stolen jewel he wants back, then it's a stolen jewel he'll get!
You! Digital Monkey Elvis Impersonator!
You talkin' to me?
Be my assistant in this investigation, if you please!
... Eh, why the heck not?
Over Justice and Etemon put together a makeshift interrogation chamber inside Over Justice’s office. The first witness to be interrogated was none other than Peacock.
Alright darlin’, let’s keep this nice an' simple. What were you doin' at the time of the crime?
Ya talkin’ about that lousy king and his cryin’ over some type of stupid treasure? Hmm... he started ramblin' about it to everyone around 12:00 PM sharp, doc. I was on my own, watchin' some good ol' Saturday mornin' toons.
If you truly were away from the scene of the crime, then answer me this: What cartoon were you watching?
Wh- none of yer business, Jack! I ain't spillin' a word.
Don’t make us play bad cop, Peacock. Tell us now, or your robotic components may face some heavy rusting...
Etemon slowly raises a watering can, ready to pour it over Peacock. He has a very big grin on his face.
gulp... It was, uh... my little pony...
Pardon?
I WAS WATCHIN’ MY LITTLE PONY, CAPISCE?!
Pyro made me check it out...
JUSTICE!!
Over Justice and Etemon finish their discussion with Peacock and move on to the next witness.
Where were-
I DID IT! I’M SORRY, I DID IT! I DID EVERYTHING!
We didn't even say anything...
Relax yourself, young lady. Can you fully explain what happened?
I… I got super bummed out and I went out of my room and I… I…
Go on...
I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN AND ATE THE LAST COOKIE IN THE JAR!
Ruby breaks down in tears in front of the cop and his assistant.
… That’s it? Well, that led us nowhere. Guess we gotta try again, OJ-
I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT COOKIE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
After that debacle, the duo moves on to their next suspect.
Where were you at the scene of the crime?
this shit's mad stupid.
I’m afraid you’ll have to comply, buddy boy. I've got plenty of screwdrivers to unscrew those there bolts o' yours.
ight, i was in the dining area. eating tamales. that's all.
What flavor were these "tamales" you speak of?
tamale flavored.
And where were you planning to go after eating the tamales?
my room.
You were also planning to go where?
... my bed?? what kinda stupid ass question-
Drat... he's good.
I don’t think yer line of questionin's really the greatest there, Space Cop.
ayo, can i like... go?
Now that they have finished the interview, the duo meets up with King Knight in his room, with the latter sulking in the corner.
Welp, we tried everything, buddy. But we weren’t able to find the culprit.
Oh, this is terrible! How am I supposed to be a king without my favorite jewel? This is the third time this week!
The third... could it be...?
This song can be heard coming closer as a figure quickly approaches the investigators.
Oh no.
The heck is that noise?
QUICK! PROTECT YOUR BELONGINGS. That monstrous melody belongs to none other than…
LUPIN THE THIIIIIIIIRD!
Heya guys! Oh, hey King Knight. Here’s the necklace I stole from you earlier.
My jewels!
Lupin tosses a necklace with puka shells on it. Etemon looks at King Knight with confusion.
Your "prized jewel" is a puka shell necklace?
It was a gift from my mother!
Oh yeah, OJ, you got any police uniforms anywhere?
Back closet.
Thanks pal, catch ya later! Heeeeere I come, Fujiko!
Lupin dashes away as the music fades with him.
... You’re just gonna let him go like that?
... By God, you're right!
LUPIN THE THIRD!!! COME BACK HERE, FOR YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!
Over Justice chases after Lupin and leaves Etemon behind. King Knight continues to celebrate the fact that he got his necklace back, and wears it while running and jumping for joy.
Whatever. Etemon is leavin' the building...
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