Debut: Barbie Dance Club (1989)

Submitted by jude.rvr. Art by TBA. Writing by Anonymous.

The Groovin' Childgod

"Well I usually look in magazines or, um, see what the kids at school are wearing."

When you hear "Barbie Dance Club," there's only two names that come to mind. The only good choice between them? DUANE! The breakout star of the iconic VHS masterpiece, he's been out of the limelight for years now. Skeletor invited him knowing he could give the competition some spice... only for him to show up as if it was still 1989! While he's a bit behind on the latest trends, he's still got the best moves around and an army of fans ready to join him in the biggest dance party possible. If there's anyone in particular you should be rooting for, it's him!

Duane's sources include...

• EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!, DuaneFest, & their featured artists

(You Can Do It, DUANE DUBSTEP!, 私は性交のような高いPa r ty おっぱい, Jungle Boogie)

• 80's Dance-Pop genre

(Madonna, C+C Music Factory, Dead or Alive, Kylie Minogue)

• Direct-to-video media

(Rem Lazar, Aladdin: Return of Jafar, VeggieTales, The Land Before Time)

• Dancing, partying, & toy-centric franchises

(Canned Heat, Get Down On It, Boogie Wonderland, Sorry for Party Rocking)

(Barbie, LEGO, Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)