Brooklyn's Plumber Extraordinaire
"You're gonna turn into a goomba!"
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Debut: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989)
Submitted by Lazer Chicken. Art by wehngo. Writing by Anonymous.
02 - LOU ALBANO
Brooklyn's Plumber Extraordinaire
"You're gonna turn into a goomba!"
Hey, paisanos! It's time to say hello to... LOU ALBANO? Yes, it looks like that good ol' Mario had one too many sinks dropped on his head: now he believes he's his idol, the great Captain Lou! Talk about "never imitating..." Even with his brain more fried than a cannoli, Lou knows he's got work to do! And what great timing, since the diner needed some pipes fixed before its grand reopening. With an IQ of 901.73 and enough pasta power to give Italy a run for its money, winning the tournament should be easy-peasy!
Captain Lou Albano's sources include...
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! & other video game adaptations
(Walk the Dinosaur, Happy Together, Speed Me Up, Techno Syndrome, Carry On)
Pre-N64 & non-VG Mario media
(World 1-1, Go Mario Go, Hotel Mario, Ignorance Is Bliss)
Anti-drug media, or songs with anti-drug themes
(Straight Up!, Master of Puppets, I Surrender, N.A.R.C.)
Wrestling & Cyndi Lauper
(My Time is Now, I Am I Am, El Chupa Nibre, Face Off)
(Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, When You Were Mine, Change of Heart, Into the Nightlife)
Bracket Standings:
S.A.L.T. Classic: TBA
WR1M12 against IGOR
(58.3% - 140 Votes)WR2M6 against Ruby Rose
(56.8% - 167 Votes)WR3M3 against Captain Viridian
(51.9% - 147 Votes)WR4M2 against The Add-Ons
(33.5% - 86 Votes)LR6M1 against Top Tutorialists
(70.1% - 115 Votes)LF against Jenny Wakeman
(51.3% - 217 Votes)GRAND FINALS against Mordecai & Rigby
(TBA)
S.A.L.T. REVOTE: 13th Place (53.7% - 858 Votes)
WR1M1 against Spring Men
(57.8% - 263 Votes)WR2M1 against Tonio Trussardi
(49.3% - 180 Votes)LR2M8 against Penguins of Madagascar
(58.7% - 226 Votes)LR3M4 against Jenny Wakeman
(49.0% - 189 Votes)
Captain Lou's sourcecard:
VS & Victory Quotes
STILL COOKIN...
Fun Facts & Trivia!
Lou Albano is the S.A.L.T. contestant with the most official renders, with four to his name.
Pre-Release, Pre-Bracket, In-Bracket, & his Final 4 Alt.
Lou is the only character who has won a match by default, that being his match against Top Tutorialists.
Lou's Final 4 render sees him sporting his traditional wrestling coach garb, complete with a rubber band in his beard and a shirt whose floral pattern references the main colors of each "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" main character.
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