0. Don't mess with cats.
1. Do not talk about /b/ (Random).
2. Do NOT talk about /b/ (Random).
2.1. Always talk about /c/ (Anime/Cute).
2.2. Remember 2nd place.
2.3. It doesn't matter! I missed...
2.4. Again?! WHAT THE HECK!
2.5. If anyone asks about /b/ (Random) , you don't know anything.
3. We are Anonymous.
3.1. Expect us.
4. Anonymous are legion.
5. Anonymous do not forgive, we also do not forget.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless and uncaring monster.
6.1. Didn't expect them!
7. Anonymous are still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting. LOL.
9. Always register with your local service provider, duh.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites, stop.
11. All your carefully-picked arguments can be easily ignored.
11.1. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully-picked, will be deemed wrong if the majority is against you.
11.2. If a site looks serious, it doesn’t mean it’s a trusted site.
12. Anything you say can, and will, be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else.
14. Don't argue with trolls, it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you'll fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
20.1. Because nothing is a serious matter. Everything else isn't. No exceptions.
20.2. Rainbow Dash is about 20% cooler than you.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copy-and-paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copy-and-paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.
28. Always question a person's gender, just in case it's really a man.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Justice Decoys.
30. There are no girls on the internet.
30.1. Rule 30 only applies to the deep internet.
30.2. If girls are found on the deep internet, we're screwed.
31.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
32.1. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.
32.2. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day.
32.3. The shadows are ALL WRONG! Definitely Photoshopped.
32.4. I'm cool.
33. Lurk more, it's never enough.
34. If it exists, there is porn of it.
34.1. If it exists, There are ponies of it.
34.2. If it exists, there's an app for it.
34.3. If it exists, there is a YouTube of it.
34.4. If it exists, there is a Lego of it.
34.5. If it exists and it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.
34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on YouTube.
34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it.
34.8. If it exists, there is dubstep of it.
34.9. Everything in real life is on the internet.
34.10. There is a Mario Paint Composer Version of it.
34.11. If it exists, there's an ASMR of it.
34.12. If it exists, there's an -ette of it.
34.13. If it exists, there's an iceberg video of it.
34.14. If it exists, there's an FNF mod of it.
34.14.1. If the mod exists, there's also a corruption mod of the mod of it.
34.15. If it exists, there's at least a meme of it.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
35.1. If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
35.2. If there is no app for it, it will be made.
35.3. If no poop is found, it will be pooped.
35.4. If there is no Lego of it, it will be made.
35.5. If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest, deepest and darkest corners of YouTube.
35.6. If there is no parody of it, it will be made, or just make one yourself.
35.7. If there is no Pokemon based on it, there will be one.
35.8. If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made.
35.9. If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight.
35.10. If no Mario Paint Composer Version is found of it, it will be made.
35.11. The number of objects and situations yet to be porn-ified spontaneously decreases over time.
35.12. If there're no ASMR videos of it, it will be made.
35.13 If no -ette is found of it, it will be made.
35.14. If no iceberg videos are found of it, it will be made.
35.15. If no FNF mods are found of it, it will absolutely be made by someone....
35.15.1. ... like Mich.
35.15.2 Also, if no corruption mod are found of it, it will be made shortly after the mod's release.
35.16. If no memes are found of it, make it yourself at imgflip.com or something.
36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.
37. You can't divide anything by zero.
37.1. Except Xero Chance, it can be divided by Zero.
37.2. Same goes to Pinkie Pie, she can also be divided by zero.
38. No real limits of any kind apply here, not even the sky.
38.1. Don't drop that suspense track.
39. CAPSLOCK IS THE COOLER CRUISE CONTROL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Needs more Desu.
41.1. Scroll down.
41.2. More.
41.3. MORE.
41.4. I SAID MORE.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society: It only works at A-con.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
46.
46.1. Dude, what is with these blank rules?
47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS and stingrays, which also has AIDS.
47.1. YOU ARE FOOL!
47.2. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
48. A cat is fine too.
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. If it's a delicious cake, then eat it.
53. If it's a delicious trap, then hit it.
53.1. The trap broke the laser.
54. And today.
54.1. So does America.
55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
55.1. Except for me.
55.1.1. And when I say "me", I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about the dude who originally wrote these.
55.2. If you have no life, you don't exist. Therefore, your rule doesn't exist if you didn't exist. It's just logic, bruh.
55.3. The rules were created by people who doesn't exist, so the rules doesn't exist.
55.4. Although the rules doesn't exist, logic does exists. And since the rules equals logic, therefore, the rules do exist.
55.4.1 Since the rules exist by logic, then the rules have always existed.
55.4.2 So the creation of your rule is only a repost of science, See rule 24.
55.5. If Rule 55 applies to you, then /b/ (Random) welcomes you.
56. They will not bring back Snacks.
57. You will never have sex.
57.1. I just had sex and it felt so good, See rule 82.
57.2. Oh, so Rule 57.1 is lying? GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!!!
58. This rule doesn't exist. For real, the creator didn't wrote Rule 58. F.
59. No one does it like Gaston.
60. It needs more pumpkin.
60.1. What pumpkin?
60.2. It doesn't matter as long as you give him the butter.
60.3. Oh, okay.
61. It needs more cowbell.
62. It has been cracked and pirated.
62.1. The previous rule does not apply to Pokémon X and Y.
62.2. The previous rule is null and void if you have a gateway 3DS card
63. For every male character there is a female version.
63.1. For every female character there is a male version.
63.2. For every asexual character there is a version for each sex.
63.3. Rules 63, 63.2 and 63.3 does not include real people.
63.4. Real people are ruled unworthy.
63.5. Rules 63.3 and 63.4 are lies. Real people can, and will, be gender-bent.
64. Don't copy that floppy.
65. Anonymous is not your personal army.
66. The cake is a lie.
66.1. The lie is a cake.
66.2. The cock is a lie.
66.3. The lie is a cock.
66.4. The cake is a liar.
66.5. Iron Maiden is awesome.
66.6. This rule was so evil we decided to censor it.
66.7. Unless you are GLaDOS.
66.8. Maybe GLaDOS is a lie. You'll never know.
66.9. Even if GLaDOS is a lie AFH is still truth. Refer to rule 334.3 and rule 93.
67. Anonymous do not "buy", we downloads.
68. Milhouse will never be a meme, no matter what your post ends with.
68.1. However, "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.
68.2. It is undecided whether ' "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme' is a meme or not.
68.3. Rules 68, 68.2, and 68.3 define falsity, truthiness, and ambiguity. So by definition, Milhouse is not a meme.
69. LOL 69 NOICE AMIRITE?
69.1. If your question ends with "AMIRITE?", the answer will never be yes.
69.2. Also, why is the number 69 so sacred on the Internet?
70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
71. The internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
71.1. The internet is better than you.
72. Darth Vader is your father.
72.1. Except for Ash. NO ONE knows who Ash's father is. Not even his mother.
73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
74.
75. Rule 75 is a lie.
75.1. And so is this.
76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.
76.1. Disregard Rule 76, the creator was gay. Twinkies are back. They will always be back.
77. The Internet makes you stupid.
77.1. Rule 77 is false. You are not necessarily stupid, just incomprehensible.
78. It will always need more sauce.
79.
80. Interwebz177 did it. No exception.
80.1. Who's Interwebz177? Did he make these?
81. Anonymous is a fool by default.
82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet.
83. Only mental slugs edit Star Wars.
83.1. HaN ShOt fIrSt.
84. All rules are true, including this one.
84.1. These rule, therefore, are Rule 478-compliant.
85. Stupid rules are forbidden.
86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
87. If you get pepperoni ever again, I swear I'll blow this joint sky-high!
87.1. But you know I only like pepperoni!
87.2. Cheese pizza is the best pizza. No exceptions.
87.3. Sorry, all I got were shrooms, but we can still get high right?
87.4. PiNeApPlE.
88. Anonymous rules the internet.
89. Bruce Lee was a hero to us all.
90. It's never lupus.
91.
92.
93.1. This is not Rule 93, This is Rule 93.1, and Rule 93 was not here.
93.2. Rule 899 is Rule 93.
93.3. Fagicorn deleted the real Rule 93.
93.4. Rekt.
93.5. Get it. Kunt.
93.6. The above rules are Rule 93 pro tempore.
93.7. AT LAST! We found Rule 93! Everything makes sense now and the balance of the universe is restored!
93.8. To the writer of Rule 93.7: no it isn't.
94. This is rule 94. It was definitely not deleted by SOPA.
94.1 Rules of playing smartly: Mona VIP Casino to play responsibly.
95. Anonymous didn't, under any circumstances, TK him the bar.
95.1. What does TK mean?
96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
97. The government, The CIA, and everything is a lie.
97.1. The NSA is out to get you, be careful, mate.
98. Only Zippocat is the truth.
99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER 9000!
100. Gay will not be tolerated.
888. If you add our website to any social bookmarks, you are good person.
9001. Power levels tell you nothing. Rules of the Internet tell you everything.
abc. Omegle is epic and so is Tumblr.
e. ROFLcopters makes you look like a noob.
e.1. To the power of -X over Lambda.
e.2. My rOfLCoPtEr gOeS SoI SoI SoI.