Robbery of the Ages

At 9:00 PM, March 4th, 2020, the heist begun. The man named Gregory Grejgil snuck into a classified bank. Due to there being a lack of workers, he knew that it would be easier to sneak in. The banker was busy talking to a Alesa Jerglig. Gregory walked into the back easily, without anyone noticing, or so he thought. "When I saw Gregory, I thought he was just another banker, so I didn't think anything of it."Alesa claimed at a recent interview. Later she saw Gregory walk out with a lunchbox. That lunchbox was filled with a total of 20,000 dollars. "When I saw him with the lunchbox, I laughed as it was pink and had a popular cartoon character that teaches spanish." Alesa explained. The banker, who would like to remain anonymous, said this, "When I heard the laugh, I looked over at the door and saw the man walk out with the lunchbox. That is when I called 911.

The police later found Gregory in his house, crying. They arrested him and took him in to questioning. When asked why he was crying, he explained that the dollars he stole, were zimbabwean dollars. He had stole worthless money, and gained 20 years in prison. He said that he want's this to be a learning experience for the youth, and why you shouldn't follow in his foot steps.