Pengwar

Why penguins may go to war with man.

Penguins are often considered shy and awkward creatures, but are actually extremely intelligent. They are verycapable creatures that can be trained, are self-aware, use tools and communicate with one another, and even form intricate communities and hierarchies in groups. This is serious, as due to their intelligence, they may become the next barbaric species, after humans.

Harsh training

Antarctica can get to -85 degrees Fahrenheit, this is harsh training for war. Russia, one of the strongest countries when it comes to war, usually wins with their lack of heat (and large army), penguins on the other hand, will easily overcome these problems. Tropical islands are no problem either, penguins are natural swimmers and the water is probably the coldest part of Antarctica, yet the penguins do it for fun.

Explosive weapons

The penguins not only are masters of survival, but have volcanoes with explosive material, perfect for grenades, or worse, a higher power of TSAR bomba, the ICE bomb; Impassible Crater Explosion, It is able to destroy the state of Washington in one impact. This would be the penguins most dangerous weapon, unless they make the ICEBURG (Impassible Crater Explosion, Bigger United Rope Gases)...

1. Fire in a shell of ice

Like stated earlier, the penguins are very intelligent, they could trap fire inside a shell of ice, they can do this by using intense magnifying at a small quantity of gas that will burn when hit with sunlight, it will only get lit when sun hits it to prevent harm to the holder.

2. Heat seeking missiles

Using ice, they can alter the direction of missiles, this is due to the melting of ice, when it melts, the shape of the missile changes, making the laws of physics move it in any direction the penguins want. This can allow the ICE bomb to go anywhere, fortunately, the ICEBURG will not work with this method.

ICE Bomb and ICEBURG Bomb; simple workings

The ICE Bomb and ICEBURG Bomb are roughly the same, this section explains the workings of the bombs, in a simpler form, to protect confidential information. The volcanic gases stored inside a chamber inside the bomb, ropes (flexible pipes) and gas is stored within it, when the bomb hits, the gas is overwhelmed with heat, causing an explosion, for an airstrike, the ropes pump the gases due to the ice cooling the air around it, this causes the gas reach a certain height while an intense magnifier burst the bomb to flames. The ICEBURG uses a shockwave to do most of the damage, by letting the ropes connect, this compresses the gas into an unusually small size, allowing a shockwave able to destroy a quarter of the united states.

Fire-arms

The penguins use the volcanic gases to replace gunpowder (see “explosive weapons”), this will be much easier for the penguins to acquire, the penguins will use ice to make ammo, this will also prevent jams. It will be hard to analyze the murderer, as the ammo would melt, allowing no evidence to be examined.

Tanks of ice

The penguins can use the gas inside of volcanoes as fuel for machines of war, from tanks, airplanes, boats, and more. This is extremely scary as the penguins can move faster than ever. The boats and planes will have to be very fast if made by ice, as it would melt in warm regions, such as Africa. If the vehicle melts, the penguins would swim to shore, (see “Harsh Training.”) if they are in a plane, they would release parachutes. Puffins (see “Puffin alliance”) can also be inside of the planes as they can fly, making parachutes useless. This allows the parachutes to be cheaper, as they wouldn’t need them.

Puffin alliance

Puffins are also extremely intelligent, as one once had a tracking device attached to it, and it took it off, and put it on a gull. Although puffins are on another pole, penguins can contact them by using a plane or boat. And once that happens, they can create a communication and trade route. Now they have great swimmers, and flyers. This will allow the puffins to attack the northern hemisphere, and the penguins can attack the southern hemisphere. Of course, the penguins and puffins can attack the whole globe, this will only be to speed their barbariasum up. You are probably at home, school, or work, wondering, “Why wouldn’t they destroy the puffins?” and that is because they can resemble each other, and are both barbaric.