Comedy Central

Stable Adventures

A chirpy gal hailing from Bombay

Accidentally swallowed some hay.

The country doctor tried

To fix her outside,

But the only thing she said was ‘neigh’.

Interstellar Romance

There once was a fact-spewing techie from Bangalore.

Talking to him was such a chore.

After a weekend trip,

He started building a spaceship.

“I’ll be reunited with her soon!” He swore.

Unstomachable Drama

Santosh, a cranky old man from Delhi,

Was immensely proud of his round belly.

His nephew poked it with a needle,

And out came the neighbour’s beagle.

The case ended up being a hit on telly.

Growing Horror

Fond of gardening, some Bengali mums

Were rigorously repotting plums.

Aparna, considered a master,

Gave up the vocation after

Unearthing some blackened thumbs.

Familial Mystery

A young police constable from Hyderabad,

Known to rely on her pocket notepad,

Witnessed some thieving.

She resigned, after scribbling,

“I absolutely cannot arrest my granddad!”