IN MEMORIAM

REST IN PEACE, DRAGON ALPACA

JUN 2020 - JUL 2022

BELOVED BEER CONNOISSEUR AND HOLY TARD WRANGLER

M.I.A.

MAY THE ALMIGHTY ONE ACCEPT HIM IN HIS VAST KINGDOM.

REST IN PEACE, ANANASUS

JUL 2022 - JUN 2023

FORMER HEAD CHEF, HOLY DOORSTOP, SIXTH-FLOOR ENJOYER AND ESSAY WRITER

K.I.A. (PG-7V, 6TH FLOOR)

LEST WE FORGET HIS SACRIFICE, PEACE BE UPON HIM.

RIAD MISSION+44

JUL 2021 - SEP 2026

FORMER HOLY DEPUTY OF RAGE AND NaCl, CRASH TEST PILOT, POLYMATH, DIPLOMAT, ECONOMIST

M.I.A. (Lost at sea.)

TAKEN FROM US TOO SOON.

STAN MCGUNN

Feb 2020 - SEP 2026

FORMER HEAD OF WILDLIFE PRESERVATION, 

K.I.A. (Salmonella)

HE WAS SMILING WHEN WE ARRIVED. I GUESS HE FINALLY FOUND PEACE.