#48. Leafy's Levels of Niceness. - (BFDI 20)
This is another short one, but something so important to include. But first, some background. In episode 19, Leafy sucessfully manipulated Bubble into giving her the immunity. Of course, Leafy starts to get a little cocky and immediatley shames Bubble for her decision. Bubble isn't too pleased with it.
Bubble extends the Olive Branch.
Leafy shames Bubble.
Leafy's plan seems to work perfectly, as when Bubble wins her second straight immunity, Leafy once again sucessfully gets Bubble to give her the extra spot. At this point, Leafy has Bubble under her control. And she decides to show Bubble her 75 levels of niceness.
Bubble extends the olive branch.
AGAIN!
Leafy shames Bubble.
AGAIN!
Then what happens next is something legendary. Leafy shows us her complete list of the levels of niceness. From top to bottom,
Wooo....
...ooooo...
..oow.
Now there are a few things to note about this list. Firstly, she had the time and will, to make 75 levels of niceness so she could selfishly say she was better than everyone. But the fact that she also NAMED all of them, she literally spent a bunch of her time, preparing a list of 75 levels of niceness JUST so she could brag to the other contestants. This is honestly such a great idea. But I don't understand why she chose to go to 75 instead of 50 or 100.
"You would understand if you were at my level of niceness"
Shut up, Leafy.
The second great part about this list is that she aparrently keeps updating them. Leafy aparrently prints out a new list every few seconds in order to match exactly how she feels. I don't even know how she got it in space. So she was just bringing these lists around with her and hopes that in one of her circumstances she can whip one out and brag in front of everyone?
The even better part is that she keeps all of the contestants on a sliding scale. So if any contestant is rude to her that day, she can just move then one tier down on the list. Its even better when you consider that only Leafy knows about this chart, and Leafy just expects all the other contestants to treat this like its gospel.
"Its their fault for not being me"
Shut up, Leafy.
Now finally, the greatest thing about Leafy's list is how she is just so smug about it. Everywhere she goes she is always bragging about how nice she is. Every time without fail she will say something to make herself look better. And the fact we got a list out of her, just goes to show how much of a bragger she is. Leafy's ego is one of the greatest characters and I am always glad to see her return.
"I wouldn't have to brag if you would be nicer like me"
Shut up, Leafy.
P.S. This list originally had 75 levels of funny, but we cut it down to 55.