Great Froobian Garbage Patch Poses "significant risk" - Leading Scientist
24 Jan 25 | Oliviaa313

Multiple scientists have expressed concern over what is being called "The Great Froobian Garbage Patch." 

In a joint statement from other scientists at the National University of Ortopia, Ooloovia424 said that the garbage patch was "perhaps the most fishiest, most garbagey patch of fishy garbage the server has seen, ever."

"It poses a significant risk to nabs and non-nabs alike," she went on to say.

The patch was first discovered in December of 2024, when marine explorers managed to take this photo:

The Froobian Times has obtained testaments from an actual fish, who would prefer to remain anonymous, who has claimed "the great froobian garbage patch is still here." 

The magical boat, pictured, is not known to have any connection with the waste.

The perpetrator of the garbage is known to be Oliviaa313, who has previously expressed her hate for the environment. I sure do hope they catch her!