• Fanedit Title: King Kong: The Abridged Nightmare Edition V2

• Original Title: King Kong

• Original Release Date: December 5, 2005

• Original Runtime: 3 Hour 7 Minutes and 11 Seconds

• Fanedit Release Date:  March 1, 2026

• Fanedit Running Time: 1 Hour 32 Minutes and 36 Seconds

• Time Added: 13 Seconds

• Time Removed:  1 Hour 34 Minutes and 13 Seconds

• Synopsis: Peter Jackson's remake of the 1933 classic follows director Carl Denham (Jack Black) and his crew on a journey from New York City to the ominous Skull Island to film a new movie. Accompanying him are playwright Jack Driscoll (Adrien Brody) and actress Ann Darrow (Naomi Watts), who is whisked away by the monstrous ape, Kong, after they reach the island. The crew encounters dinosaurs and other creatures as they race to rescue Ann, while the actress forms a bond with her simian captor.

• Intention: Although a very entertaining film in retrospect, the film's theatrical version is extremely bloated. Don't get me started on the extended cut.   I have set out to create a much shorter and faster paced version, that gets across to the viewer the main gist of the story without the unnecessary filler. 

Change List:  (**Audio glitches have been fixed**)

• 'TFN' Intro

• Universal Pictures Intro (From King Kong Escapes)

• Inserted part of Carl Denham's speech in the studio's screening room as the cold open

• New King Kong title card

• Removed the'Universal presents' and 'A Wingnut Films Production' at the beginning

• The film now opens directly at the shipyard

• Trimmed heavily the unnecessary dialogue at the dock to keep the flow of the Venture's departure moving along swiftly

• Trimmed the first conversation between Jack Driscoll and Carl Denham onboard the ship, cutting references to Carl being chased by the cops

• Removed mention of Jack needing to leave for his trip to Broadway.

• Cut the part of Jack Driscoll stepping in Camel poop

• Cut the corny scene of Bruce Baxter trying to be 'cool' in his cabin

• Removed Mr Hayes talking to Jimmy about him being more educated

• Removed any sign of the romance between Jack Driscoll and Ann

• Cut out Ann practicing her words to say to Jack Driscoll in the mirror

• Removed Ann being introduced to the ship's crew

• Removed the scene of Bruce Baxter bunking into Jimmy on the way back to his cabin, and his second attempt at being 'cool'

• Trimmed Carl and Jack's conversation down below deck discussing the script changes

• Cut Hayes confronting Carl about being wanted by the cops and threatening to have him off the ship

• Removed Jack calling Ann aboard the ship sliding over the blood of a dead crew member

• Removed the hustle and bustle aboard the SS Venture once Ann gets taken, leaving only the part of Jack announcing her abduction to the island and Carl packing up the camera equipment

• Cut the crew of the Venture pulling up to and walking onto the island

• Removed Jack running up to see behind the gate and exclaiming "She's gone"

• Removed Hayes telling Jimmy not to go with the rest beyond the gates

• Removed Captain Englehorn's directions to the crew as they enter into the island

• Trimmed scenes of the encounters with the beasts to remove the wonky CGI

• Cut Hayes noticing Jimmy as he talks to him about having a gun

• Cut a few moments later where Hayes tells Lumpy to conserve ammunition

• Removed Jack telling everyone they need to keep moving and Hayes tells him to cut them some slack

• Removed the entire dinosaur stampede

• Trimmed away Ann dancing and doing tricks for Kong

• Trimmed Jack running through trees heading towards Ann

• Trimmed part of Jack climbing Kong's mountain ledge

• The bridge is already lowered for Jack and Ann to head towards their escape

• Cut Ann noticing they are carrying chloroform bottles

• Trimmed the climatic Skull Island scene for quicker pacing

• Removed Jack from anything past Skull island

• Transitional segue of the line "Kong. The Eighth Wonder of the World" from Skull Island to NYC

• Trimmed the New York City rage scene of Kong to focus solely on his search for Ann

• Cut the line "Why'd he do that? Climb up there and get himself cornered? The ape must have known what was comin'"

• Trimmed away any dialogue once Kong fell and used Carl's line "And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day, it was as one dead” as a final voice over as it fades out back at the screening room

• The stinger at the end in the screening room includes the line "How much more is there?" followed by the line "Another five reels" all as an in joke towards how long the theatrical cut (let alone the extended version) of King Kong turned out to be

• Universal Studios outro

• Plus a few other tiny fixes