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This is basically a story about someone's FNAF sonas trying to get a girl's hat back from a TF2 soldier referred as the Shoplifting Soldier. I don't regret making this for the most part, and as a matter of fact I do regret not finishing it, however, I plan on making a remastered version of it where the characters are original and the story takes place in All Fox's Modern Dimension rather than in New Mexico in the Doodle Dimension which is where this takes place in.
Btw, the young girl is Theodora, the guy is called Stuart, and the mother is Funtime Foxy
if you want to know more about the characters, look up cacartoon on deviant art.(Viewer discretion is advised)
The Shoplifting Soldier
part 1
Meet the shoplifter
On a right sunny day on the beach in New Mexico...
Stuart: ...so I'm going to get a drink.
Theodora: Ok bye! Oh!
Shoplifting Soldier: Mmmmhhhh...
Theodora: Hello there Garfield.
Garfield Crab: I hate Mondays.
Shoplifting Soldier: This is mine.
Shoplifting Soldier: There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Theodora: Wh...
Shoplifting Soldier: Mhhh hhmm
Theodora: Hey, that's my hat!
Shoplifting Soldier: No. This is mine now.
Theodora: But that's my hat, I own it!
I like how I put the crabs pinching her and she didn't even bat an eye, and they felt bad after she collapsed after getting mugged.
Btw, the soldier has an infinite amount of helmets in his inventory since they are useless, so he often swaps it with someone else to distract them.
Shoplifting Soldier: Take your luck like a man private twinkle toes! Hahahahehehee....
1 minute later...
Theodora: Uhh...
Stuart: Where did you get that helmet?
Theodora: Well some old man stole my hat and shoved a helmet unto my head and then he ran off with my hat!
Shoplifting Soldier: OH MY TEABAG!
Theodora: Wait, that's him!
Stuart: Wait, a guy ACTUALLY stole your hat?
Theodora: Yes! Please help me get it back.
Sniper: Ya prancing show pony!
Shoplifting Soldier: Ahh ya fight like a girl!
Stuart: Hey!
Shoplifting Soldier: What?
Stuart: Can you give my sister's hat back?
Shoplifting Soldier: You can have this when you pry it from my cold dead hands, because good luck, because I might as well glue it to my cold dead hands!
Stuart: Well, then I guess we have to do it the hard way.
There wasn't any dialog here, so I gave the phone a talking role
Phone: *Beep Boop* *Ring Ring*
Stuart: Hey mom, someone just...
KA-BEEM
I don't know why I made him say "next time go cry to your mom" when he clearly was just doing that.
Also, I don't know why I put achievements in these comics.
Shoplifting Soldier: Hahahehehe. Haha Maggots! This hat is mine now. Next time go cry for your mom!
Shoplifting Soldier: You're in a big fat hurry to die son. Hahehaheheh...
Theodora: Hey uhhh, was he holding a rocket launcher?
The Shoplifting Soldier
pt 2
TopHat Takedown
1 minute later...
Stuart: ...so that's why he can't get away with it if we chase him.
Theodora: Well, thanks for telling me, but the longer we talk, the further he gets away.
He also ran to the other side of the building, so he is most likely on the other side of the block, so we probably get going.
Randy is a placeholder name for him and is inspired by Randy from Big Nate and that random Boston guy who does that "I'm walkin here!" thing.
Theodora: Oh uhh, sorry.
Randy: Eyy I'm trying to walk here! Watch where your feet going!
Randy: Ya frekin ediot.
Stuart: The nerves of some people. Let's try and avoid contact with anyone else from now on.
I think it has been a minute later, or maybe two, or three...
I dunno now.
Theodora: Do you think we should just call mom to help us get the hat?
Stuart: Well my phone disintegrated, so...
Theodora: Wait look, there he is!
Stuart: Y... huh, oh ok.
Theodora: Thats him! C'mon we got to stop him.
Stuart: Ok I will once I'm in the next scene.
Stuart: I'm not surprised why he went to a hat store. Don't you think at this point he will just get himself arrested?
Theodora: Well yes, but if they catch him first, they will assume he robbed the hat from here, and since he's in a store, it wouldn't be too hard to track him down.
Theodora: So I'm certain that...er...
Stuart: Why are there people that look exactly like him
Theodora: I have no idea.
Stuart: Well I don't know what to do to find him now. Any ideas?
Theodora: Uhh, well none of them are wearing a top hat, so if we see one wearing the hat, then it's him.
Stuart: Good idea. Dunno why I didn't think about that.
Theodora: Oh yea also...
I don't know why I made her unsure about how her hat looked when she wore it for years.
Theodora: I'm pretty sure i remember his helmet has a crack on the top, and also the top hat has a purple band along with a bow.
Because I don't want us to accidentally attack someone in...
Stuart: Give my sister's hat back you hat stealer!
Although it cuts off here, I still have the rest of the story memorized and ill finish it off, but without anymore images though because this story is unfinished.
Theodora: That wasn't him. The guy we're looking for has a helmet and also that band is red.
Stuart: Didn't you say look for a top hat.
Theodora: Well yea, I didn't think about that. Sorry about that mister.
Soldier: Ehh no worries. Better than getting hit with a crocket.
They search the store constantly and then they find him going through an emergency exit with a bunch of hats. they follow him and see him climb on top of a van where he spots them and taunts them as the van drives off onto a road. They stand there in disappointment as their mother walks on screen.
Theodora: Where could he possibly be?
Stuart: If I know him well, is that he likes shoplifting and stealing, so my guess is that he will likely steal a hat or two...
*store alarm goes off*
Stuart: ...or ten.
Theodora: Look, there he goes through a fire exit with all those hats, especially mine!
Stuart: I got to admit his robbery was kind of smart, but I guess the law enforcers here are kind of dumb, so it also balances out.
*They chase the soldier as he climbs onto a van*
Shoplifting Soldier: HA! You think you can best me? I'm always one meter ahead of you... and you!
Theodora: Why do you want my hat so bad? It doesn't even look good on you anyways.
Shoplifting Soldier: Can say the same for you too winey worm. Besides, I'm not stealing hats for fashion you maggot, I'm... doing something with them... that is none of your business.
Theodora: It IS my business since you're stealing my belonging!
Shoplifting Soldier: Don't worry, your mama can just pull out some more pocket money and buy you a new one, for me to steal of course.
*Van starts moving*
Shoplifting Soldier: Bon voyage maggots!
Stuart: What a jerk. He could of stolen one more hat at that store, but no. He just had to steal your hat out of everyone elses.
Theodora: I guess it's because I'm more vulnerable than anyone else. If only we had our mom by now.
Funtime Foxy: And you do.
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