TF2 Comics
(These comics were based off of the game Team Fortress 2 and had the classes interact with other fictional characters I liked.
Basically he is saying the dialog from meet the solider for both of them. I looked up the script and pasted it here just so you know.
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.
Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm!
Basically in this unfinished comic, the demoman was supposed to explain to squidward that he is getting evicted from his house and its getting demolished.
There is an second part I had to cut out because the female fox says a word that gets censored, but you can imagen what they would have said, so id prefer no one to think of it.
This isn't really a comic, but it looks like one so I left it here.
Neither this one looks like a comic.