My Masterplan
Give me a bit of your time
And take my point of view
Don't you know that I came for a reason
Because you told me to
Give me a bit of your time
And take my point of view
Don't you know that I came for a reason
Because you told me to
We're all entitled to our opinion
Especially if it's to do with women
If this is gonna be the next big city
Let's get down to the nitty gritty
I stand for family values
Freedom and liberty
I stand with anti-vaxers
And toxic masculinity
You can say what you want
There won't be oversight
Until the Koch boys collapse overnight
I stand for family values
I'm a modern man
And you've all got a place
In my masterplan
I'm knocking down that building over there
I'm gonna run a train right through
It was built in the 1800s
But, hey, you know what, I don't remember asking you
Before I go I want to let you know
I'm tryin' ta regulate the internet
I'm all for freedom, say what you like
But just don't leave it in a public comment
I'm for the pencil pushers
And I'm an economist
I'll guide through your depression
Tick the box on the ballot list
You can say what you want
There won't be oversight
Until the Koch boys collapse overnight
I stand for family values
I'm a modern man
And you've all got a place
In my masterplan
Vote for me, I wanna be elected
Count on me, I want to be selected
Pick me, I wanna be respected
Count on me, don't want to be rejected
Vote for me and you'll be respected
Count on me and you'll be protected
Vote for me, I want to be selected
Pick me, I want to be elected
I'm for working families
But I'm a modern man
I call them ***********
No, I don't call them ****
You can say what you want
There won't be oversight
Until the Koch boys collapse overnight
I stand for family values
I'm a modern man
And you've all got a place
In my masterplan
In my masterplan
In my masterplan
In my masterplan
In my masterplan
Music and Lyrics by Byron Davis
Produced by 3k Short
Mastered by Kathy Naunton