I was an Eagle Scout.

I fought in 'Nam

I did some ground breaking cancer research.

I took home Olympic Gold in both 1936 and 2018

I was a child star in Nickelodeon shows.

See, I told you I was Jew-ish.

belive it or not, I was an amateur lion tamer.

I did physics research on the space shuttle.

Had some rough years as a coal miner.

Did some long haul trucking, too.

The George Santos Monument, Washington, DC.

Commercial airline pilot for a while.

I am proud to say I am also a Michelin Star Chef

From my cameo appearance in "Hannah Montana"

I was in several Marvel movies, too.

I was a paramedic.

and a volunteer fireman

Belive it or not, I covered for the Pope when he went on vacay.

Worked at a bagel shop in Syosset, NY.

My Bar-Mitzvah

From when I was a member of the UAW

When I lived in Wyoming for a bit...

I was a steelworker too.

Worked my way up in the oil industry from oil rigs to management.

On tour with my band, in support of our hit record "Dont You Lie Now"

I cut pastrami at Katz deli.

From my cameo appearance in "the Suite Life with Zach and Cody"

I'm sure you figured this out for yourself, but just in case: These images are not real. They were created with A.I. as a parody.