Andrew Tate—renowned alpha guru, self-proclaimed enemy of mediocrity, serial misogynist, toxic masculinity player, and certified racist, rich snob —allegedly turned a Romanian jailhouse into his personal power-play arena. This suspected RAPER has been allegedly having sexual intercourse with a prison guard. Clearly, his "Top G" persona transcends even iron bars. Tristan, not to be outdone, is rumored to have been the backup motivator, hyping the "mission" as a next-level exercise in social dominance. Rich snob and sexist, Andrew Tate, has unfortunately been proven innocent. His innocence is short-lived however as DIICOT is filling for a new case. He was reported to have used the lover boy method as the suspect claims that she adores Andrew and Tristan: "They’re just misunderstood geniuses!".

Maybe my strong feminist wife will finally have sex with me when everyone someone sees the truth behind the lies that the Tate brothers strive to show to young malleable minds.