For immediate release:
“SHED X WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT”
2 YEARS AGO WIFI P. SHRINE STAGED AN EVENT PROTEST DIRECT ACTION PARALLEL/IN RESPONSE TO THE NEOLIBERAL SHIT-STORM KNOWN AS TED X U OF M.
THIS EVENT WAS CALLED “SHED X”.
THE FIRST EVENT SPANNED 2 DAYS IN SHEDS FROM KERRYTOWN TO DOWNTOWN ANN ARBOR WISHIGAN.
AS OPPOSED TO FEATURING LIGHT TALK SUGARCOATING THE HORRORS OF CRISIS CAPITALISM,
SHED X FEATURED TALKS ABOUT LOCAL ECOLOGY, DRAG SHOWS, OFF THE WALL MUSICAL PERFORMANCES, PRESENTATIONS ON HISTORICAL MOVEMENTS, FEMALE ORGASM, KANYE WEST and SATANISM.
MOST IMPORTANTLY THE PRESETNTATIONS AT SHED X WERE ORIENTED TOWARDS LOCAL ORGANIZING/ART IN Ann Arbor AND YPSILANTI.
AS WE ENTER THE YEAR 2019 IT HAS BECOME CLEAR THAT THE PROGRAMMING OF MAJOR EVENTS SUCH AS SOUTH BY SOUTH WEST AND TED X, AMONG OTHER NATIONAL HYPER-KOCH SPONSORED “ART” EVENTS HAVE DROPPED TO A LEVEL OF CULTURAL RELEVANCE SIMILAR TO A WET BAG OF WONDER BREAD.
IT HAS BECOME CLEAR THAT ANN ARBOR, YPSILANTI, AND THE WORLD HAVE COME INTO A NEW ERA OF NEED FOR THE IMAGINATIVE ARC OF LIGHT THAT IS “SHED X”.
THIS YEAR WIFI P. SHRINE HAS ORGANIZED TROOPS TO HOST 2 EVENTS.
1. SHED X KERRY TOWN. In Ann Arbor, and. SHED X Ann Arbor. [in LATE APRIL]
2. SHED X TOTALLY AWESOME FEST in Ypsilanti. SHED X YPSI [in MID MAY[
THE KERRYTOWN EVENT WILL BE IN CLASSIC SHED X STYLE, PRESENTING WORKSHOPS, TALKS, AND PERFORMANCE ART IN SHEDS ACROSS Ann Arbor TO ENGAGE THE CROSS SECTION OF STUDENT BODY Townies and Imaginative people city wide.
THE YPSILANTI EVENT WILL BE PARTNERING TO THE IMPLICITLY ANTI-CAPITALIST, ALL-SPECIES EVENT TOTALLY AWESOME FEST IN YPSILANTI. EACH BLOCK OF THE FESTIVAL WILL IN ADDITION TO THE MUSIC AND PERFORMANCES REGULARLY SCHEDULED EACH YEAR FEATURE THE WORKSHOPS, PERFORMANCE ART, ORATION AND OUTRAGEOUSNESS ASSOCIATED WITH THE SHED X ORGANIZING PRINCIPLES.
IT IS NOTABLE THAT THIS IS AN EXTREME EVENT NOT SPONSORED BY RED BULL