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everywhere you look to, it’s a gift shop.
everywhere you look, it’s a gift shop
every fucking shop has to be a giftshop?
does every fucking shop have to be a giftshop?
if there are so many gift shops , it’s for something.
if there are so many gift shops, it’s for a reason / it’s for some reason
does people buy postcards?
Do people buy postcards?
knitting
punto
spotify alternatives
lossless
tidal
lossless
i dont knwo how many songs it have
every xoami headphones i
PC componentes.
Sony MDR-XB50AP
I was in Scotland in s ummer, doing the road trip.
went to edinburh, glasgow, calendar, fort williams, invernes, perth
huge graveyard in glasgow.
“city of the dead”
p. tombs.
chaleco anti balas
bullet proof vest
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a slide deck
the country manager of mexico
FRAUD
phishing = using an email to make the trap and get hte client to insert their user name and password
smishing = the same thigns happens but on SMS
vishing = someone calles you saying they are a worker from the bank, or any kind of company…
a push screen
a splash page
Long time not see you.
search internet
people mocking the fraudsters
it’s a book that got pretty much popular
Se lo que estas pensando, name of book.
i know what you are thinking, and i’m going to prove you.
334
then read this small piece of paper.
521
blackmail
white sound.
blue noise
red noise
infrared therapy
red light therapy
maybe not the new ones becase are ….
p. circuit
la pista
the runway
artic noctis = brand of headphones.
my father uses a red light bulb
the lower back
loves
laughs
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it depends of the meter
or custer
a speaker translatews the data into soundwaves.
g
because of magnets that speakers have magnets
with the vibration of the magnaets
Germany wants to conquer again their missed land.
from the first world war.
what they are afraid of is the same thing that USSR
blackbird
one of hte firts f10 bombers.
flied realy high, 30,000 (miles?)
the farherlayers. of hte atmosphere
gthe outer layers of hte atmosphere
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DETONATED A NUCLEAR WEAPON IN OUTERSPACE WITH ZERO GRAVITY?
cape canaveral p.
shit happens
Russia space station
satelite p.
[08:33] Juan Manuel López Medina
Lockheed SR-71
FAA
in the US, you can land everywhere.
bushplanes
bush flying
Piper cub
in europe you vcan only take off and land in airfields or airports.
abono: manuer
abono liquido fertilizante
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dana
borrasca
tormenta
turbulencies
turb
fundir, derritir
melt
it’s sill raining snow.
it’s still snowing, it’s still falling
you can say like that
you could say that.
afcionate
aficionado
feather the engine
stop the blades from spinning
on the air/ in the air WTD
it makes it not stable
idle. p.
you have not worry because the airports have hawks.
she only do not barks, but she makes different noises.
Mantra, between gregorio maranon y iglesia. Birritato street.
Jalfrezi
mild. p.
heridas
wounds, injuries.,
bing chat
bing image creator
teacher
t-shirt
teaser
The Man Who Knew Infinity
based on a true story
basados en hechos reales.
Cadiz
Scotland
road trip from edinburgh all around the west coast. a
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you dont have to use many hashtags.
you only need 3.
SHOULD
HAVE TO
REVERSE IN STRENGTH
WHEN YOU DOT HE NEGETIAVE.
SHOULD
MUST
HAVE TO
CHAT GPT
imperatives.
Pronounce: turtle
gross modo
roughly
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before noon
WE HAVE A colombian client who has asked us for a security assessement.
with 218 questions asking if you have 218 controls.
they want that you provide them 218 proofs.
Pronounce: I wrote to 10 partners asking them for the proofs.
proofs and their
the segmentation of the network.
you must to draw a proof.
you must draw a proof.
you have to draw a proof.
Microsoft Visio.
what it does is to let you draw that kind of path. = ok, or
what it does is let you draw that kind of path
what it does is it lets you draw that kind of path.
https://chat.openai.com/chat
90 percent of the submits they are getting are chatGPT ones.
90 percent of the submissions they are getting are chatGPT ones.
Pronounce: accompaniment
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we ‘ve been most of the time in london.
small trip to Duxford.
Cambridge. biggest village near Duxford.
train to Cambridge.
taxi from cambridge to the museum.
if you dont want to go to cambriege and take a taxi
and you just want to be the nearest to the museum and go there walking.
taxi to Duxfiord.
key and peele
portandia
it’s not htat much away
it’s not that far away
watching the buildings, the universities
looking at buildings, the universities.
did you visit the university campuys?
we cant
we couldnt
I prefer Oxford than Cambridge
I prefer Oxford to Cambridge
the colleges are more beautiful, ti’s mnore like harry potter.
she has a trainer
did you know this before buying the shiba
i know it before
i knew it before
they have pretty much persaonality
they have a lot of personality
is that what they say?
is that what they say.
that’s what they say.
shiba are a primitive breed
all the european breeds, they work a lot in order to be good pets.
and then you’re off to the races…
if i want to breed with her
if you want to breed her
we met a shiba with 12 years old.
WTSA
muscle
muzzle
mussel
hachiko
there are two kind of shiba
there are two kinds of shiba
he has to take his pug with him.
he has to take her with him.
NEEDC TO TALK ABOUT MILITARY MUSUEM.
I MENTIONED I SAW MAVERICK,
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TWO WEEKS AGO, FAMILY WAS VISITING, HAD MENTIONED IN A COMMENT ==== palencia
CHAT GPT ===== hasnt’ used it, but we talked about it.
KEKO FIND
REBAJAS
BATTERY LIFE , HOW TO PRESERVE?
“ALL OR NOTHING” SPORTS DOCS ON NETFLIX RECO JAVIER MATE
tell me about CHAT GPT
artigficial intelligence LONG FORM - good, bad, what will it do for humanity?
He watches La Capiatl- BUT FOR THE COOKING? OR THE FOOD PORN?
is Juanma into cooking?
the time will see
time will tell
a piece of new
a piece of news
asimov
isaac asimov
he wote about a lot of things.
ai, robots, future,
I, robot
counter strike
one of the first shooters.
a point of rupture in the industry.
turning point
breaking point /
the foundation trillogy
i, robot
(two literawrly works of Asimov, recommended)
a long time ago, long time forward
far into the future
the people is conquering different planets.
there are planets with aliens.
and people itself.
encycl
warhammer 40k.
a table game.
a guide to explain the bible
contributed definition words to the dictionary.
wrote about the civil war.
history of usa from 1816-civil war.
from civil war to first world war.
are you good at it?
not much
not very
not so much
independency
indpendence
did he get good press?
yes he get good press.
yes he gets good press.
the youtuber with most followers
the youtuber with the most followers
i was at Palencia
northwest of madrid.
near valladolid
we were there because my gf is from there
it was my mother in law birthday.
80,0000 population.
the warm of your breathe
the warmth of your breath
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i’m responsible of getting new clients.
I’m responsible of getting new clients
I’m. in charge of getting new clients.
fui muy precabido
i was very careful.
all life long
una amiga de toda la vida
a lifelong friend
she’s gonna make 6 months in a couple days.
she will be 6 months / 6 months old in a couple days.
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battery life, how to preserve?
tell me about chat gpt
artigficial intelligence LONG FORM - good, bad, what will it do for humanity?
POST NOTES
said his family was visiting from Cadiz (In an off comment, they had wanted to play with the dog, he said something briefly to them, I did not follow up)
He watches La Capiatl- BUT FOR THE COOKING? OR THE FOOD PORN?
is Juanma into cooking?
are you good at it?
not much
not very
not so much
think out of the box
think outside the box
(let’s blow this popsicle stand / let’s blow this pop stand)
estre
crows = fans
Benfica
Lakers
Rockets
clippers
grizzlies
celtics
last week was european games.
chicago bulls
pistons.
nba also have early morning games just to be watched in europe.
he has charisma
the videos are done well
que rico papa.
Ibai
one of the most popular youtubers.
video games, camapanadas.
sometimes someone shows me a video of he
Pewty pie?
Pewdipie
pewdiepie
the youtuber with most followers
the youtuber with the most followrs
111 million
Ibai is second one.
Ibai promoted
La Capital
la balada de ibai
el quarteto de ibai
Catalunya
Ibai stayed, doesn’t pay taxes in andorra.
independency
indpendence
did he get good press?
yes he get good press.
yes he gets good press.
all of your students know Ibai.
50 percent La Capital.
Pewdiepie: 5 percent
miley cyrus got the number one.
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Yelowstone. (peacock), Kevin Costner, the guy from american beauty
Inside Man (netflix), david tennant
As Bestas (en cinesi)
DID NOT MENTION TO JUANMA
whatever match is on at that moment. = good,or
whatever match is on at the moment
Pronounce: he climbed
he climbed to the sofa
he climbed up on the sofa
no le gusta que le cojan
she doesn tlike to be picked up
que es lo que acaba de pasar?
What just happened?
on the other side of the street there were a german shepherd
on the other side of the street there was a german shepherd
the german shepherd sit down
the german shepherd sat down
pipican
dog park
my breeder said that i dont have to go to a pipican.
my breeder said that I shouldn’t go to a pipican.
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eca
electronic commerce indicator
eci 5. everything ok
eci 6. no secure identification - the merchant assumes the responsibility
eci 7. merchant not secure, we are not
Pronounce: gateway
in order to not having to do that many times.
so that they dont have to do that many times
hash =
card pan = the 16 digits
fraud p.
if you’re going to encrypt the numbers, so you going to mamke those 16 numbers 8 numbers and letters.
when you encrypt something, you can reverse it.
i use a mathemetical formula to encrypt 16. nu
the hash value. the hash function.
hashed value
the shadow of the original
when you hash, it’s. irreversible.
cual es el hash de la tarjeta.
hash out = to discuss something thoroughly and completely
hash browns = fried potatoes, shredded (or diced) and fried
Why I was saying that?
Why was I saying that?
it doesnt deserve the work
it’s not worth the trouble
it depends of the code
it depends on the code
PSD2
a law, that says every merchant has to be a secure merchant.
behind the scenes
backstage
above the glass
below the glass
WHAT IS YOUR PROTEST WSIGN?
DONT WORK SO MUCH.
two spanish lterieaas at xmas
loteria de navidad, 21st and 22nd of
niño, that is played on january 6.
after a long stop
after a long absence
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my puppy just do poo
my puppy just pooped
as she’s so young that she couldnt go outlside until last wednesday
since she’s so young that she couldnt go outside until this past wednesday
steak with a gold cover
gold-plated steak
he was screaming
he was squealing (a pig)
Pronounce: butcher
one week after the carnage, i was like i’m not going to eat meat.
a pdestrian walk
it depends of the breed of the pig
timeout madrid.
if you had to do an eating contest and you could p[ick any food,
imagine to eat one litre of yogurt
p. steak
the first ten spoons
the first ten spoonfuls
everything pass for the little computer
evertyhing passes
what it does is to filter the information
carbohydrates p.
most painful experience, driving an F1.
all your muscles are suffer.
all your muscles suffer.
p. muscle
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UNIQLO - JAPANESE
they doesnt have that many kind of clothes
they dont have that many kinds of clothes
you mentioned basketball
people go to see the US team plays
people go to see the US team play
asics
active support
in a diagonal way
pegasus nike
his favorite shoe
p. arthritis
you need a lot of support to dont havec impacts on the kneed
documentary
about
pau gasol
amazon prinme
the true is…
a turkey
TOR
user agent ( browser)
it’s a browswer that let you to not be tracked = from spanish
it has nothing to be with Torrent.
another basketball players
Kyrie Irving, promoting antisemitism on twitter.
punished , cant play 5 games.
if he’s not sorry
if he’s not ashamed.
if he does not issue an apology
it’s just this morning new
this morning’s news.
raphael one of the most famous spanish singers nowadays, famous all his life.
es de toda la vida
he’s been around forever
el confidencial
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sister coming from madrid.
let’s say it that way
let’s put it that way
the weekend is at the corner.
the weekend is around the corner.
Pronounce:
it’s not Elon Musk’s crypto.
one of the famous places about horses
because there you hav the royal academy of andalusion horses.
a quite famous spectacle
Como bailan los caballos andaluces
i’m liking
a little bit mad
a little crazy
she doesnt pee or poo/.
the breeder had trained her to do it.
CONTINUE WITH MEMESAMPLER
ONLY SHOWED AS FAR AS
FUNNY ENGLISH (COPYBARA PASTEYBARA)
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x1337.
or
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like a Pirate Ba
Diogenes
Alexandira library
.epub = google books
.mobi. = kindle. (Amazon format)
but if you buy
before i have the kindle i have a Sony reader.
Calibre app will convert .mobi to .epub
got a puppy.
a Shiba.
only a couple weeks ago.
caniche, toy race
chihuahua
TYPES OF DOGS
toy
small
medium
large
extra giant
Suki
Tuski = moon
THE STORY OF
tell me about UK since Brexit.
Truss was the second in charge in Boris’ Johnson’s govt.
she promoted many new taxes or laws, things, projects
but then she had to refuse all of them.
DOWNFALL, the documentary
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Pronounce:
there are many administrative tasks we have to do
the actual projects that we are doing right now. = (he means what he said, not the admin tasks but the actual projects)
invoices, evaluations, mentorship, new interviews for HR.
BIZ TERM
conduct an interview
recruiting process has 3 steps.
1. group dynamic. hr interview.
2. manager interview.
3. partner interview.
interviewer, interviewee.
we try to make them feeling comfortable.
we try to make them feel comfortable.
introduced yourself in a humanized way.
introduced yourself in a personalized way
deeping (profundizando)
going deeper
WTD
stutter vs mumble
estirar el chicle = prolong a lie, to keep a good thing going
stretch the gum
a quien madruga dios le ayuda
early bird catches the worm.
talking about economy of language, …
speaking of economy of language…
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p. fuel
to not get environmentalism to extreme
to not take environmentalism to the extreme
i think it was on the states
I think it was in the states
they´re going to rise the air conditioner 2 or 3 degrees.
they’re going ot raise the air conditioner 2 or 3 degrees.
there´s pretty much work here
there’s a pretty good amount of work here
there’s a good amount of work here
there’s a lot of work here
70 percent as minimum
70 percent at minimum
70 percent at the least
what he care of is that i get rid of the amount work
that i do everything i have to do, that is a huge amount work.
and that i keep being productive.
what he cares about is that I take care of all the work,
that I do everything I have to do, which is a huge amount of work.
and that I keep being productive.
maya, mesh
screen
from time to time one of the bugs get in
from time to time one of the bugs gets in
the red ones?
are not red, are brown
They’re not red, they’re brown.
i cant stand to know that there is something flying in my house.
I can’t stand knowing there is something flying around in my house.
get a promotion
get a raise
pago en especie.
WHY NOT ESPECIAS?
FOR NEXT WEEK, HAVE DONE WHO, THAT, WHICH EXERCISE
SWAT = speciaal weapons and tactics team.
flyswat
IS SWAT JUST MAKE CONTACT OR BRUSH AWAY TOO?
LINGUEE SAYS MATAR OR PEGAR.
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huelga
strike
the highter the elecricity costs, the higher the gas costs.
the more electricity costs, the more gas costs.
ali baba, ali express. the amazon
ten cent = a media company.
everyone is leaving spain for not paying taxes.
everyone is leaving spain in order not to pay taxes.
everyone is leaving spain to not pay taxes.
everyone is leaving spain to avoid paying taxes.
paraiso fiscal
tax haven
fernando alonso, f1 driver.
he is any kind of youtuber.
he is some kind of youtuber.
have more quality of life.
free time.
why i have to be a young?
Why do I have to be a youth?
25,000
3000
3000
Pronounce: he´s an owl
OPPO
early bird / night owl.
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or a new laptop, or a new webcam.
either a new laptop, or a new webcam.
now that there are scars of chips.
now that there is a scarcity of chips.
Pronounce: fan zone
pandillas
gangs
guns are not that much available.
guns are not so available
Katana,
japanese long sword
F18 falcon
F22 captor
B51 mustang
te pico el gusanillo
you got the bug
watching Lakers Dynasty.
The showtime, name for the lakers back in the day.
owner of the lakers bought the team and tried to change it to make it popular.
did he succeed.
yes he succeed.
yes he succeeded.
nowadays changing
nowadays it´s changing
HBO.
when i was younger i was going to aeronautical engineering, but the same day that i had to go to the high school to get a piece of paper, to
me-262
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Utrera
the andalusian frying pan
key process indicators
ecommerce fraud
Caluroso.
te ha entrado la menopausia
reconduce
redrive
redirect
from here to 100 years
100 years from now
mamifers
Mammals
buitres
vultures
especie en peligro de extinction
endangered species
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NBA PLAYOFFS
celtics, brooklyn nets.
won the celtics.
The Celtics won
NASCAR more related to retail cars.
Alexander Hamilton
Lewis Hamilton.
jayson tatum
best bn player,
kevin durant
eastern western conference
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desalination water project in Dubai
arrives del aroya,
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things to talk about, (but didn´t in the end)
cuomo scandal
biden sucks, making war with russia, china, bombing syria
ayuso out, iglesias running for madrid community president.
astra zeneca sucks, causing thrombosis
finishd video game show. what was missing accd to you?
let´s do corrections.
juanma 031821
the change of quarters = the transition to the next quarter.
for the companies we are working on, = for the companies we are working with,
their rewquests for proposal. =
no les hago mucho caso = I dont focus on them, i dont pay a lot of attention to them.
BPS and fraud foundation?
a respond team = a response team
to isol the attack = isolate the attack
every evidence = every piece of evidence
The Good Doctor. 3 seasons
New Amsterdam. 1st season.
I turn on the TV and stop thinking = good, or to veg out
it disturbs me when they try to be sensitive =
estaba mareada = dizzy
I tried to watch it two or three times, but it doesnt catch me. = it doesnt hook me, etc.
maybe this episode will give me hype
maybe you watch a movie trailer, and it gives you hype that now you can go to the theatre and watch it.
give you hype to keep reading. = it makes you want to keep reading.
it goes to the minimum detail = it goes into the last detail
p. themes, the main character
The Game of Ender - book recommendation - good read, fast read -
boy main character, earh under alien attack. they have to train the children to fight them.
the books that nobody knows about it.
i read books that are old.
yo leo libros que son viejos.
Lo he estado haciendo desde el ano pasado = I´ve been doing it since last year.
you are straining the time = emphasizing
Pronounce: anniversary, zoo, maintenance
if companies do that kind of thing, people will be really happy
tizas = chalk
a box of chalks = a box of chalk
Antonio Carreras
I DONT KNOW IN WHICH MOMENT WAS IT = IN WHICH MOMENT IT WAS.
RUBIUS = SPANISH YOUTUBE VIDEO GAMER
american educational system:
winter ball
prom
spring break
Santa con
Talent shows
teams, but not popular
photo day (hilton photography) - orla
yearbook
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MOOC
Massive open online course
self paced course.
Udemy,
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juanma
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p. shoebox
collect dust = cogiendo polvo
pretty the same expensive as last year = pretty much as expensive as last year.
the downpayment, deposit = fianza, entrada
WTD, fianza and entrada
3 children = 3 siblings.
brother, 41,
sister 40
i didnt know to read = i didn´t know how to read.
I knew where were the menus =
iniciar, reiniciar = boot, reboot, boot it up
P. SPACE INVADERS
I watched my battery drown to maybe 10 % = secarse
OPPO
brand new = hand me down
in that time, as you dont have internet =
i´m just getting away the words = I´m just letting it out.
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they are not sure why tinnitus arise = they are not sure why tinnitus arises
i remember the first time it appears = I remember the first time it appeared
you have to be pretty much close than I am = you have to be closer than I am.
vale? = right?
Lost In Translation
i read a couple years ago a news about it = I read an article/story about it a couple years ago
nini = ni estudiar ni trabjar (a movement)
cani = movement..
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shit shat
from a meeting to the next one = from one meeting to the next
Melania decorated the white house. juanma´s headline reading
EDX - mainstream.
COURSEA - NOT THE BEST place to llok for cyber security. mainstream.
convalidar = convalidation
p. pushing
remote education
distance education
once you have one degree and you want to get other one = another
study it by your own = study it on your own.
since that time = good, or, since then, ever since
second in charge for
Chief information security officer. = CISO
Month of may , was #1 becausse
GDPR = european client privacy
a system CRM that it gives you…
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what is a charnega (mala) - catalunyan person
what has gotten you through these difficult times?
do you think birds ever play chicken with gravity?
GSM
EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE SPIED. SPIED ON
blue chips
espionage.
person of interest , tv series. 5 seasons.
covid radar, app?
The Queen´s Gambit.
justwatch.com
KAMIKAZE PIGEON
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maradona, who is?
the latest from ayuso
trump has conceded formally. kind of.
questions for a monday morning.
what havent you done today that you will have done by the end of the day.
what will you be doing at 1 pm?
What will you have been doing at 5 pm? (for the previous 1-2 hours)
What allowances do you make for yourself on the weekend that you don´t on weekdays? (food, free time, ocio)
help me create a set of questions about video games.
What other areas would you say youré knowledgable in?
What is something you feel you know more about than most other people?
what do you know about the r5? we talked about mirrorless one time.
what time did you wake up? have you been doing work this morning already?
how potent your computer is = how powerful your computer is
titular = headline
a headline in the news =
a corner shot = un corner
god hand = hand of god
when he was draft = when he was drafted
Cleveland gave him a Hummer to convince him to sign with them.
Basketball favorite sport.
when you go down
skinny p
substances = sustancias
shutter = speed (photohgraphic)
I didn´t use it since last year = i havent used it since last year?
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