Sunday Family Humour 16th January
Sunday Family Humour 16th January
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The Captain Never Makes a Mistake
The Captain Never Makes a Mistake
Thanks to Spike
On a British Airways flight from Heathrow, a well attired middle-aged woman found herself sitting next to a man wearing a kippa.
On a British Airways flight from Heathrow, a well attired middle-aged woman found herself sitting next to a man wearing a kippa.
She called the flight attendant over to complain about her seating.
She called the flight attendant over to complain about her seating.
"What seems to be the problem, Madam?" asked the attendant.
"What seems to be the problem, Madam?" asked the attendant.
"You've sat me next to a Jew! I can't possibly sit next to this strange man. Please find me another seat!"
"You've sat me next to a Jew! I can't possibly sit next to this strange man. Please find me another seat!"
"Madam, I will see what I can do to accommodate, but the flight is virtually full today”.
"Madam, I will see what I can do to accommodate, but the flight is virtually full today”.
A few minutes later the attendant returned and said, Madam, the economy and club sections are full, however, we do have one seat in first class."
A few minutes later the attendant returned and said, Madam, the economy and club sections are full, however, we do have one seat in first class."
Before the lady had a chance to respond, the attendant continued, "It is only on exceptions that we make this kind of upgrade, and I had to ask permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that no one should be forced to sit next to an unpleasant person."
Before the lady had a chance to respond, the attendant continued, "It is only on exceptions that we make this kind of upgrade, and I had to ask permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that no one should be forced to sit next to an unpleasant person."
The flight attendant turned to the Jewish man sitting next to her and said: "So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I have a comfortable seat for you in First class."
The flight attendant turned to the Jewish man sitting next to her and said: "So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I have a comfortable seat for you in First class."
At this point, the surrounding passengers stood up and gave a standing ovation while the Jewish man walked up to the front of the plane.
At this point, the surrounding passengers stood up and gave a standing ovation while the Jewish man walked up to the front of the plane.
The lady then said indignantly, "The Captain must have made a mistake."
The lady then said indignantly, "The Captain must have made a mistake."
To which the attendant replied, "No Ma'am. Captain Cohen never makes a mistake."
To which the attendant replied, "No Ma'am. Captain Cohen never makes a mistake."
Day Care Centre for Tigers
Day Care Centre for Tigers
Thanks to Tanya C
