happy girthday my kebaby i love you so so much this is my gift for you
Kebab Disstrack
stankwank ft. aldman
prod. inhvle
Available to stream here
*bad kebab beats play*
Hallo guys welcome to my minecraft lets play!
shut yo!
*kebab getting beat up*
*various gun sound pack*
AAAA-
(stankwank on the beat! uh uh uhh!)
[stankwank]
(fart)
yeah, I got your mom in my room.
she about to hit me with a broom.
she like my Pokémon collection.
were really feeling a connection.
call me ben, cause all my girls are 10. (erm, what the sigma?)
even though I only like men.
I'm breaking down into your nervous system,
is making this song considered racism?
I put Kebab in my ass,
now I can pretend to play the bass.
I'm told that I'm getting harassed,
now I call my teachers trash. (DAMN!!)
(stankwank on the beat! uh uh uhh!)
(whutdeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!)
pussy aint wet talking about my cat you fucking feds.
I'm eating out of a money bowl
because you know I got you all on my fucking toe.
yo hoe makes me feel like a fucking pro,
but I didn't know her name was joe!
I holler at a group of girls, they fly away like a flock of crows.
When I got closer, I saw they were just bros.
I wanted to show them my pinky toe.
I saw my dad in Walmart, not wearing any clothes.
*laughter*
(erm, what the sigma?)
(erm, what the sigma?)
(erm, what the sigma?)
(erm, what the sigma?)
(erm, what the sigma?)
(erm, what the sigma?)
yeah, I got your mom in my room.
she about to hit me with a broom.
she like my Pokémon collection.
were really feeling a connection.
call me ben, cause all my girls are 10.
even though I only like men.
I'm breaking down into your nervous system,
is making this song considered racism?
I put Kebab in my ass,
now I can pretend to play the bass.
I'm told that I'm getting harassed,
now I call my teachers trash.
[aldman]
fuck Aldrich beats,
fuck Aldrich beats,
fuck Aldrich beats,
fuck Aldrich beats,
fuck Aldrich beats,
fuck Aldrich beats.
yeah I hate Aldrich because his music smells like shit,
yeah his barber always fuck him up, also like Mujtaba,
also like Kirat Kumat, he's such a piece of lava,
you know he's a fucking bum when he's a fucking whore, yeah!
fuck Mujtaba, fuck Aldrich,
his music is so shiiiiiit!
oh god!
fuck Aldrich,
fuck Ald-
[stankwank]
pussy aint wet talking about my cat you fucking feds. I'm eating out of a money bowl
because you know I got you all on my fucking toe.
yo hoe makes me feel like a fucking pro,
but I didn't know her name was joe!
I holler at a group of girls, they fly away like a flock of crows.
When I got closer, I saw they were just bros.
I wanted to show them my pinky toe.
I saw my dad in Walmart, not wearing any clothes.
[aldman]
and I fucking hate Mujtaba!!
*unintelligible raps*