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THE START
It all started with 2 random people that were stranded on a island, Turns out these 2 people were Jelly and Slogo and when they were discovering the island they saw a dirt hut so they knocked on the door and they found somone they tought was gone forever...
It was Crainer, Now that they found there friend they were looking for a year it was time to start a new country.
START OF THE COUNTRY
They Started to build there own houses to start the country and even got there first king, His name was King Henward, In the 2nd day of the country Crainer trolled Jelly by covering his house with Sand and thats when all the trolls started.
DEATH OF KING HENWARD:(
On the 4th day of the country King Henward died :( it was a really sad day for the 3 people.
THE RISE OF KING GLOWY. 1
After King Henward died Jelly Josh And Crainer were set To find a new king for there Kingdom they went every where just to find a King and after tons of running around They found The one,
King Glowy the first, They took the king back and made it A Pool House and even his own Statue.
THE FIRST WAR OF SQUID ISLAND
All the 3 people of Squid island were a little bored one day so the went out to discover more land until they saw a villige they tought that it looked good and that it was filled with tresure so they Raided the villige they looted the entire area and killed the Iron Gollem at the end Squid island's Land force won the battle.
ARTICAL TROLL JELLY. 2
Jelly got trolled again and this time he had ENOUGH so he packed up his bags and left squid island to build a new house but it was even BETTER then EVER.
SLOGO GUILTY OF THEFT
Jelly was wondering around the island and found somthing weird it was a tunnel so jelly checked it out and he found out that the well slogo built was a SCAM becuase he saw that whatever you throw in the wishing well goes to slogo in the tunnel so jelly confronted slogo, at start slogo said it wasnt him but when jelly showed the proof slogo finally admited that it was him and that Made Jelly and Crainer Mad so they started somthing new.
FIRST CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY
Squid island has now converted from a Kingdom to a constitutional monarchy Slogo Became the First Mayor as the first mayor he can give 1 task to each of the citizens that they had to complete until the next time they meet together and a new eletion is every week and slogo had 2 options number 1 Add a new rule to the book of Laws or remove a rule from the book of Laws but since there were no rules in the book of law the only choice he had was to add a law
The rule he added was No tresspasing and if you broke that law you would need to pay 10 Diamonds to the King.
KING GLOWY'S NEW CANAL SYSTEM
Jelly was looking at King Glowy's castle and fealt bad becuase it was a small cage where the King swimed in and since King Glowy was a king jelly tought he deserved more so with the help of Crainer and Slogo They Built the Kingdoms canal system for the King.
JELLY'S NEW PYRAMID
Jelly wanted a new house so he thinked for a while and kept on thinking and after some time he knew what to build...
ANOTHER PYRAMID:) but this time it better then ever it was not made out of sand it was made with deepslate and covered with lava and an extra lava beem from the sky.
ARTICAL TROLL JELLY. 3 :l
Jelly Got trolled AGAIN like how many times did he get trolled in Squid islands History oh well...
he got trolled by slogo becuase he ruined that lava beem coming from the sky but heres the twist Jelly didnt know that so slogo had an idea he blamed crainer by burning a little bit of his gift shop he made.
DICTATORSHIP OF JELLY
Becuase slogo blamed that crainer was the one that trolled jelly even tough it wasnt him, jelly belived slogo and together they forced crainer to resign as the mayor becuase crainer resigned there had to be new eletions and jelly won the elections and the new rule he added was that as a mayor you get to have that role for a whole month.
ARTICAL KIDNNAP CITIZENZ PETS
Becuase slogo and crainer were always fighting with each other jelly wanted to put an end to it so he made a plan of kidnnaping crainer and slogo's pets and put them far away from squid island in a safe cell in a cave
and jelly said if you want your pets back you got to forgive each other
SQUID ISLAND'S NEW GIANT PORTAL
jelly josh and crainer were bored so slogo suggested that they should build a GIANT nether portal so they agreed and went to the cave to get nether by combiening lava and water they did that alot of times and got alot of obsideon they used it to build a VERY LARGE NETHER PORTAL and after they built it it was time for them to get there pets back from jelly
ARTICAL KIDNNAPING OF VILIGERS
Jelly wanted to populate squid island so he had an idea the plan was to go to another vilige and kinnap viligers and force them to stay in squid island jelly named the new citizens Katherine, Ben, and Bob
ASSASSINATION OF DICTATOR JELLY
Crainer was to tiered of Jelly's Dictatorship so he had a plan to assassinate him so he brought slogo and jelly to the town hall and jelly wanted a new rule so that he can be dictator for even longer so right when jelly was about to say his words crainer clicked the button that was connected with the tnt killing jelly
THE FIRST CIVIL WAR OF SQUID ISLAND
Since Crainer assassinated jelly it made jelly really mad so he wanted revenge by burning squid island cuasing a civil war of squid island everyone had to stay in secret bunkers
DICTATORSHIP OF SLOGO
Since There was a civil war going on outside slogo wanted to fix that so he left Squid island and went to another island that was very close to the real squid island so slogo named it Squid island 2.0 and thats where he started his dictatorship
He took everything from crainer and jelly making slogo the richest and the most powerfull
THE DEATH OF KING GLOWY THE FIRST :(
King Glowy was the longest standing King of Squid island But he died the reason he died was becuase when slogo was bringing the king to the new island he made in his dictatorship slogo mistakly killed him :(
ABANDONED SQUID ISLAND
After Jelly and Crainer found out that Slogo Killed the king they got so mad that everyone left squid island and went to there own spots creating new countries
REUNIFICATION OF SQUID ISLAND
After everyone left each other Crainer got really sad cuz he missed his friends so he had a plan
The plan was to give Slogo and Jelly 24 Diamonds EACH and the friendship house and in return they have to live here and heres the twist they divide the island in 4 areas No.1 Jelly land No.2 Slogo land No.3 Crainer land No.4 Squid city
REUNIFICATION OF THE 3 PEOPLES PETS
A long long long long time ago before jelly slogo and crainer had there own iconic pets Slogo's pets name was Bork, Jelly's pets name was Beeney, Crainer's pets name was Floppy and after 3 years they were finaly united
THE RISE OF KING GLOWY. 2
After the king died which was really sad, Crainer Jelly and Slogo got on an adventure to find a new king and they found the one, it was King Glowy the Third he got his own flotting castle in Squid city
THE FIRST SKYSCRAPER OF SQUID ISLAND
Crainer wanted a to build somthing very good in Squid island so he built the Crainer Tower it was the biggest tower in Squid island EVER
THE LAUNCH OF BORK.CO ON SQUID ISLAND
Since slogo got his pet bork back after years he wanted to compete with crainer's new skyscrper he made so he made Bork.co and started to build a iron Tower And it was set to be the biggest tower on Squid island, And How exactly did he get that much iron?
Well he started a infinite iron factory
THE EXPLOSION OF CRAINER'S TOWER
Jelly was mad at Crainer for destroying his tree land so he bombed Crainer's tower
SLOGO-JELLY WAR ON SQUID ISLAND
Jelly was also mad at Slogo so he declared war on Slogo and shot fire canons but the fire canons he made werent that good so it burned down his own base and plus even Slogo had fire canons so he used them on Jelly resulting Jelly to loes the war
SQUID ISLAND'S FIRST GIFT SHOP
After the war with Slogo and Jelly, they wanted to have peace so they built a gift shop with crainer with there own stuff
CRAINER'S NO-FISH RESTURAUNT
Crainer noticed that there was NOTHING in his land so he decided to make the No-fish resturaunt it had no fish in the resturaunt and only other types of meat the reason he did not sell fish was becuase he owned a pet fish
Crainer and Jelly had a agreement that if one of them win the Gladiator war then they get to colonize there land so they started the war and it was a long war but in the end Jelly won and Crainer was forced to give a little of his land to Jelly
JELLY LAVA TOWER
Since Jelly won the gladiator war he was allowed to colonize Crainer's land and since he did that he built a big lava war
GOVERMENT FORM CHANGES TO A REPUBLIC
Since there were so many disputes and wars on squid island all the 3 people decided that there should be a President on Squid island
FIRST PRESIDENT OF SQUID ISLAND
After the elections were done the results came back Slogo had 60% of the votes Jelly had 30% and crainer got 10%
So Slogo won the elections and will be President for 3 weeks
CRAINER ARRESTED
After Slogo won the elections he became a little evil and sent Crainer to jail becuase he broke the rules of the contract
some people on squid island are calling Slogo a dictator after he did that becuase there wasnt a court and Slogo himself Decided to send him or not
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