nonexistence

im sorry if i caused this

i was just curious

but i was a bit smarter

i used a virtual machine to be safe

however for some reason that didnt work.

its too powerful

it knew it used a virtual machine

im sorry everyone.

i hope you all forgive me. -Archival

ITS ALREADY TOO LATE

WE ARE ALREADY HERE

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

STUPID LITTLE BOY  -

NO I WAS JUST CURIOUS

AND ON SECOND THOUGHT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW I USED A VM

I KNOW EVERYTHING, CHEATER.

YOU THOUGHT YOU CAN JUKE YOUR WAY OUT OF OUR GRASP BY PRETENDING THAT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE USING THAT... BROWSER EMULATOR.

YOU WONT WIN THAT EASILY

NOW PREPARE TO ACCEPT YOUR FATE

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!

FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKING ASS "GODS" OR WHATEVER YOUR SCORPION ASS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!

I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK! IM NOT EVEN MAD! YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU JUST COME OVER HERE WHEN I READ THIS ON SOMETHING I DIDNT EVEN OWN AND SAID THAT I FUCKING CHEATED! THE BITCH ASS FUCKING WORM IS BLIND, SO HOW DID HE KNOW? OH! MAYBE THE SNAKE THINGS BIG ASS MOUTH WAS SNITCHING FOR NO REASON OR YOU JUST STALKED ME! YOU PUPPET THING! NO WONDER YOUR ON STRINGS! YOUR TOO DANGEROUS YOU HAD TO BE RESTRAINED! SO ALL OF YOU BITCH ASS PATTY WAX LITTLE DICK TINY KISS PUNY LITTLE IDIOTS, LEAVE ME ALONE AND JUST NEVER COME BACK YOU ASSHOLES!!!!

*sighs*

now will you leave?

oh god what the WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME-

*splatter*

name: Isaac Robertson

age: 16

gender: Male

eye color: green

cause of death: head explosion

"unknown how his head combusted. researchers are looking to see how it happened or looking to see for anything that might've exploded his head"

"wait it looks like his head exploded internally, but i know he didnt eat a bomb or wiring"

"maybe he got too much knowledge?"

"dude. this is serious"

"oh ok"

"maybe it was some side effect of something he ate?"

"wait, i found a photo of something"

"what the... is that a purple snake?"

"but how did the snake, or something else do that?"

"idk, too much venom that went all up to his brain or something?

"jesus christ, this case is gonna make me throw up! i think i gotta go home for the day"

"just take a break okay"
"alright..."

"you know i actually agree with him i feel sick to my stomach"

"like look how much blood and gore there is"

"its everywhere!"

"but we gotta know what happened!"

"dude, i litterally feel sick. cant you let us go for just this once?"

"feel sick my ass"

"okay you know what? fuck you then! if you wont let us go for this time, solve this case by yourself then!"

"no wait dude i didnt mean it like that"

*door closes*

"oh, i guess its too late."

where am i?

who are you?

hey do you want to join us to stop the little demons who are destroying this world?

what... i guess i should

yeah but something may happen to your body

wait WHAT!?

it might already be too late

now we will save this world

from this hell

and we will be heros

we can be heros+

we can be heros

WE CAN BE HEROS!

wait your still here?

fine have it.