Noises Off!

Audition with us Sunday March 25th and Monday March 26th at 7 PM!

Director: Lance Arnold

Producers: Deb Cary and Kay Marsella

Venue: The Pike School, Andover, MA 01810

Performances: June 22 - 30

Audition Details

We will hold two open auditions, Sunday March 25th and Monday March 26th at 7 pm

Call Backs will be Wednesday March 28th at 7 pm, if needed.

The location for all audition days is the Playhouse: Click for directions.

Please prepare a 1 minute monologue.

We will have you read sides from the script as needed.

rehearsal information

Rehearsals will begin the first week of April, once we know the conflict information of the cast.

Rehearsals will be held three nights a week and actors will only be called as needed.


Called “the funniest farce ever written,” Noises Off presents a manic menagerie of itinerant actors rehearsing a flop called "Nothing’s On". Doors slamming, on and offstage intrigue, and an errant herring all figure in the plot of this hilarious and classically comic play. Noises Off is an ingenious play within-a-play following the onstage and backstage exploits of a company of actors appearing in a dreadful bedroom farce called "Nothing On"—complete with mistaken identities, infidelities, scantily clad ladies, slamming doors and of course, sardines. The characters quickly find themselves in a backstage world that is quickly falling apart. Onstage and offstage worlds collide into one scandalously silly, fabulously funny nervous breakdown.

Character Descriptions

Dotty Otley/Mrs. Clacket: Female, 45-65

Dotty (offstage) is a veteran American actress who has put up her life savings to mount "Nothing On", She is forgetful and she is dating Garry, though she attempts to make him jealous by meeting with Freddy; Mrs. Clackett (onstage) is a cockney housekeeper for the Brent's home in England, hospitable though slow. Any Ethnicity.

Brooke Ashton/Vicki: Female, 22-30

Brooke (offstage) is a young inexperienced American actress, she is attractive with an excellent figure. She frequently appears on stage in only bra and panties. She is always losing her contact lenses. Brooke is one-third of a Lloyd-Poppy- Brooke love triangle; Vicki (onstage) is an English woman who works for Inland Revenue and is trying to woo Roger. Any Ethnicity.

Belinda Blair/Flavia Brent: Female, 30-45

Belinda (offstage) is cheerful and sensible, a dependable American actress, may have feelings for Freddy; Flavia Brent (onstage) is Phillip Brent's English wife. She is a caring wife though she is not necessarily good at household duties. Any Ethnicity.

Poppy Norton-Taylor: Female, 25-35

Poppy is an American assistant stage manager, emotional and over-sensitive, envious of Brooke, for whom she understudies, she is carrying Lloyd's child, though it is not physically evident yet. She is one-third of a Lloyd-Poppy- Brooke love triangle. Any Ethnicity.

Lloyd Dallas: Male, 45-65

Lloyd is the British director of the play "Nothing On", he believes he is a lady’s man, temperamental, one third of a Lloyd-Poppy- Brooke love triangle. Any Ethnicity.

Garry Lejeune/Roger Tramplemain: Male, 30-49

Garry (offstage) is an American actor with a slight stutter or stammer. He is dating Dotty, easily fired up, unjustifiably jealous of Frederick believing that Dotty was cheating on him with Freddy. His speech affectations disappear onstage but are ever-present offstage; Roger (onstage) is an English Real estate agent who is attempting to rent Flavia's and Phillip's home, but uses it for his own personal benefit. Any Ethnicity.

Frederick Fellows/Phillip Brent /Sheikh: Male, 40-49

Freddy (offstage) is an American actor with a serious fear of violence and blood, prone to nose bleeds, often questions the meaning of his lines and moves, must be able to jump up a flight of stairs with his pants around his ankles. Phillip Brent (onstage) is an Englishman who lives out of the country with his wife Flavia to avoid paying taxes. He enters the country knowing that if he is caught by Inland Revenue he will lose most of the year's income; Sheikh (onstage) is Middle- Eastern, interested in renting Flavia's and Phillip's home, he is the spitting image of Phillip. Any Ethnicity.

Selsdon Mowbray/Burglar: Male, 65+

Selsdon Mowbray (offstage) is an elderly, alcoholic Englishman who hides his bottles all over the theater, if he is not in sight while rehearsing the stage crew must find him before he passes out, is hard of hearing when he wants to be; Burglar (onstage) is an old Cockney man in his seventies breaking into the Brent's home. Any Ethnicity.

Timothy Allgood (Supporting): Male, 25-35

Timothy is an over-worked American stage manager, carpenter, company manager, understudy, gofer; understudies Selsdon and Freddy. Any Ethnicity.