Being a team led by an incompetent leader, NEO is split right down the middle. With the oldies in support of the leader and many of the newbies plotting against him in silence, it's surprising the team is at all functional. At least their shared electronic nature gives them all something in common.
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DIRECTOR
Born: Campton (November 28th, 1999) Now: BFN Island
Filmy was constantly told as a kid that money was the only route to happiness, becoming a director to make as much money as possible. But, after running into Jade whilst portal hopping, the Director planned to kill Jade and take over his show. Despite all this, Jade saved his life in the finale, leading the Director to realize that money is not the route to happiness. After spending a year in the Gem Cavern, he returned to the island to re-enter society. Though his peers are distrusting, the Director is trying to prove himself.
FUN FACT: The "Brainwash Dimension" that the Director sent Grippy and Rubik to is just his home dimension, where he planned to deal with them later.
IPOD
Born: Homeland (September 19th, 1997) Now: BFN Island
iPod has always been enthralled by pirates, inspired by his mother. But, he was declined by her to join her crew. Still wanting adventure, iPod joined BFNTFS, leading a crew that wasn't really his to lead. Though he didn't win, iPod decided to give it a second and third shot, leading his team worse and worse season after season. Though iPod thinks his pirate heritage gives him leadership skills, he hasn't proven this to be true. Being emotionally driven, iPod is very distrusting and hasn't seemed to of grown up.
FUN FACT: iPod is actually a faulty iPod Touch. If he forgets to charge himself overnight, he’ll explode! After forgetting twice, he hasn't forgotten since.
KEY CARD
Born: Homeland City (October 31st, 2005) Now: BFN Island
Key Card has always found his existence odd, for ever since he was little he had the ability to teleport. Unsure of how to control it, Key Card always found himself in the worst places at the worst time, leading him to yearn for an isolated place in which he could never wander too far. Luckily, after seeing an ad for BFMN on the streets, Key Card quickly signed up, getting the solace he always wanted. Key Card may be sarcastic, but when things come down to it, he values those closest to him.
FUN FACT: On the way to the island, Key Card constantly kept warping out of the box. It's a surprise he was able to warp back in at the last second.
KEYBOARD
Born: Ocac Olac Valley (February 14th, 2006) Now: BFN Island
Despite other contestants that may lack a mouth, Keyboard is not able to talk. Instead, he opts to use himself to play beautiful melodies, which often doesn't properly convey his thoughts. After the raid of the Black Orb, Keyboard and his friends fled from the Valley to participate in BFN. However, due to their neglectful behavior towards him, he quickly hopped on board the New Electronics Organization! Which it seems he will have trouble getting the attention of too.
FUN FACT: Unaware of his organization's previous leader's affairs, Keyboard ended up getting into a relationship with Cigar's girlfriend, Corey.
LAPTOP
Born: Homeland City (April 20th, 2006) Now: BFN Island
On Homeland, Laptop's judgey and patronizing attitude depicted her as rude. So, she would regularly watch reality shows and sitcoms all alone, one of these reality shows being Battle for Nothing. Wanting in on the fun, she signed up for BFMN, quickly realizing that the contestants were much less engaging and much more moronic. Though regretting joining the New Electronics Organization, Laptop has amassed more friends than she had on Homeland, allowing her to see this as an absolute win.
FUN FACT: Being a BFN Superfan, Laptop snuck onto the island last season pretending to be Jade's laptop. She seems to have beef with some "captain"?
PAMA
Born: Homeland (July 26th, 1997) Now: BFN Island
PAMA's parents, being scientists, experimented with creating the first robot with a soul, birthing PAMA. As a result of this, PAMA was very aggressive as a kid, bullying many of his peers. So, his parents encouraged him to join BFNTFS to make friends. PAMA's anger, however, caused him to kill a colleague. Wanting to never hurt anyone again, iPod helped PAMA turn himself into an emotionless husk, making him purely logical. PAMA now neglects all feelings, causing tensions with his emotional friends.
FUN FACT: PAMA is tired of his systems temporarily resetting when coming in contact with water. But his parents don't know about the personality thing so...
PS5
Born: Homeland (November 11th, 2006) Now: BFN Island
PS5 was relatively chill as a kid, not caring enough to let things bother him. He didn't even see him moving to a new town as that big of a deal until a certain Xbox got all up in his face. PlayStation's attitude quickly became an aggressive one, constantly getting into fights with Xbox. Tired of him, he signed up for BFN to get as far away from Xbox as possible, but found that he had signed up too! Luckily, PS5 only had to put up with him for 5 years and 2 episodes, so he took his win and lost the motivation to fight.
FUN FACT: Being born in '06, PlayStation has received 3 model upgrades. From a PS3 to a PS4, and now a PS5! What original names!
XBOX
Born: Homeland (November 22nd, 2005) Now: BFN Island
Xbox used to be an enthusiastic kid, not letting much bother him, aside from a model upgrade from time to time. This was until a certain PlayStation moved to his town. Seeing how popular he got, Xbox tried everything to get people to notice him but was seen as more annoying in the process. Tired of him, he signed up for BFN to get as far from PlayStation as possible, but found that he had signed up too! The two kept at it for years, before finally reconciling and realizing racism is never the answer.
FUN FACT: Xbox is the beta Xbox Scarlet model. He refuses to upgrade to the proper one, having an irrational fear of refrigerators.
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