BURRITO
Born: Homeland City (May 5th, 2009) Now: BFN Island
When Burrito was younger, she primarily followed around Canno, Soap, and Pop Tart, all the way to the BFN Island. Because of this, Burrito had never really developed much of a personality of her own, up until meeting Mocha. Seeing how confident and rude she was, Burrito immediately aspired to be her, now taking her advice on how to be a slightly downgraded version of her. Though Burrito has grown distant from her initial allies over the years, she doesn't seem to notice it.
FUN FACT: Last season, Burrito spoke the least out of any Battle for Nothing contestant! Sticky didn't even have a brain!
CANNO
Born: Homeland City (October 11th, 2006) Now: BFN Island
Being a 2010s kid, Canno quickly discovered a passion for media and videography! Thinking some well-needed exposure could up his views, he signed up for BFN with his friends. While he initially stuck to the plan, his first elimination caused him to rethink his approach to the show, now valuing his friendships over views. However, he got a bit too overprotective, and lasting consequences from Corey caused several bridges to burn. Despite this, he’s still trying to get by, despite hating everyone around him.
FUN FACT: Canno hasn't been a “Can of Beans” since BFN 2 after Corey accidentally created a bean mountain. Ever since then, he's just gone by "Canno".
COREY
Born: Homeland (June 9th, 2005) Now: BFN Island
Corey was always rather preppy, cementing her friendship with Mocha as a kid. But, wanting to grow her harem, Corey signed the two up for BFN, picking up a grieving Soda along the way. To further indoctrinate, Corey pretended to advocate for love and friendship, up until lashing at Canno ratted her out. Now, Corey embraces her true manipulative self. Seeing herself miles ahead of the competition, Corey does everything she can to maintain her power, whether that be dating Cigar or abusing Canno.
FUN FACT: Corey is often trapped in her own head, leading her to hallucinate often about things like "Nugget-Obsessed Children".
MOCHA
Born: Homeland (July 7th, 2002) Now: BFN Island
Ever since getting her first phone, Mocha has been addicted to maintaining her social media status. But, one day while out for a stroll, she bumped into a confused Panny, who she quickly adopted as her pet. Around the same time, her friend Corey was signing them up for BFN, so Mocha decided to bring Panny along with her. Since then, Mocha's social media following has only continued to grow, making her not only negligent to her surrounding world but to her friends as well.
FUN FACT: Despite starting out with less followers than Canno at the beginning of the season, Mocha has grossed nearly 2.3 million since.
PANNY
Born: Panny Kingdom (1000 BCE) Now: BFN Island
Panny was born as an immortal being in another dimension, being titled the "Princess" due to her sister being the Queen. After a rouge Panny began to kidnap other ones, this Panny went missing at the same time, ending up in the hands of a young Mocha. Today, Panny has made allies beyond her initial ones, though losing much of her innocence due to her friends' conflict. Though Panny has grown quite dull, hopefully her new team will introduce some new allies, in order for her to get back to her normal self.
FUN FACT: Panny is immune to drowning, disease, poison, falling, freezing, starvation, suffocation, stabbing, and lightning- and sometimes lava.
POP TART
Born: Homeland City (September 14th, 2006) Now: BFN Island
Pop Tart was a cowardly kid, much to his spontaneous parents’ dismay. So, they thought it would be best to have Pop Tart join BFN so he could gain some confidence. Though not helping at first, after surviving a near-death experience, Pop Tart calmed down. Then, Pop Tart could focus more on his allies. However, his conflict with Mocha caused a major split in his relations. Though he still has Canno, Pop Tart has lost much of what he gained and may start slipping back into his old ways.
FUN FACT: Pop Tart's sprinkles represent his acne. Which, unfortunately, not many other objects have to experience.
SOAP
Born: Homeland City (August 11th, 2006) Now: BFN Island
Soap has always been competitive and adventurous, making BFN the perfect show for her! Her competitiveness, however, caused her to neglect her friendships, leading her to get voted out. Her time eliminated allowed her to reflect upon herself, rejoining the next season with a brand new attitude. This is proven in her teaming up with Mocha to save her best friends the strife. Though she has grown tired of her new teammates, there are a few outliers who pique her and her alliance's interest.
FUN FACT: Being a bar of soap, Soap has the ability to breathe underwater, an ability that not many other objects get to relish.
SODA
Born: Homeland City (November 8th, 2004) Now: Homeland City
Soda was orphaned along with Coke at a young age. The two spent most of their lives in an orphanage until they agreed to sign up for BFN for a chance at living on their own. While waiting for the ferry to the island, Coke admitted he had bought a property in Ocac Olac Valley. Soda, refusing to go with him, watched him walk through Portal, not seeing him for another 5 years. Soda's grief allowed him to be manipulated for many years, up until his befriending of Maggy and the return of Coke brought him back.
FUN FACT: Soda never really liked Corey. Or anyone on his team for that matter. He's just really good at not showing emotion.