Political Subterfuge

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The website, https://sites.google.com/view/amusingstruth/home, looked something like this:

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While you're here...

Do you love to hack into the government with a computer?
Do you love to hack into the government with a fire axe?
Are you currently a wanted felon for either of those reasons?

If so, you may be a perfect fit for Someindustries Political Subterfuge!

Someindustries Political Subterfuge, which cannot be abbreviated because it should never be referred to, can let you do what you love — exposing security risks in government — and get paid for it. We can supply you with a fake identity and protection from enemies if needed.

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To apply, dial (877) 275-3355, option 3, option 7, scream loudly, *67, option 4, then dial (614) 351-2300, option 9, recite the alphabet backwards, option 1, speaker mode, option 5, then dial (800) 558-5252 *ON A LANDLINE* phone, play Swan Lake into the receiver for 7 minutes, unplug the headset or cut the cord, then dial (800) 558-7022 and hang up 10 seconds after dialing, then wait three days before repeating this once more, then send the text in this paragraph (translated to binary) to your number neighbor, then email us their response. Alternatively, contact us somewhere, or just think really hard about it for 34 seconds while facing east (try to be high up in the air or near water).