entrant code: p070 (dnr)
objective
-chase slipping light
-report experience to doctor michael strohenberg
-failure to encase the slipping light results in immediate incompetence
rewards
-resolve anomaly (kls800) in entrant
structure
-symbol "+" indicates success
-symbol "-" indicates failure
begin once reading of keyword "aptitude" complete
aptitude
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001. calculate combined value of ╃
no reward
label self "incompetent"
002. intuit the following question
no reward
label self "incompetent"
003. little lost paper sundials
no reward
label self "incompetent"
004. reactivity agent: document turns blue at the touch.
no reward
label self "incompetent"
005. you are alone. the telephone rings.
no reward
label self "incompetent"
006. recognition of self
no reward
label self "incompetent"
007. beetroot pukejuice
no reward
label self "incompetent"
008. face nearest corner and cry
no reward
label self "incompetent"
009. clean spill
no reward
label self "incompetent"
010. spill soul
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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011. forget important memory
no reward
label self "incompetent"
012. watch the collapse of a great tide cliff
no reward
label self "incompetent"
013. inconsiderate asshole
no reward
label self "incompetent"
014. tune instrument by ear
no reward
label self "incompetent"
015. buzzkill
no reward
label self "incompetent"
016. clasp face. squeeze
no reward
label self "incompetent"
017. ideation of self worth
no reward
label self "incompetent*
018. face floor. describe: rings running from your gaze
no reward
label self "incompetent"
019. enigmatic fault
no reward
label self "incompetent"
020. reactivity agent: music playing softly
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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021. lift provided aluminium alloy
no reward
label self "incompetent"
022. run through a cluttered mind
no reward
label self "incompetent"
023. complete sample maze in 4s
no reward
label self "incompetent"
024. reactivity agent: incident report, 7 deaths
no reward
label self "incompetent"
025. describe feeling upon seeing symbol "Π"
no reward
label self "incompetent"
026. after all that you've done
no reward
label self "incompetent"
027. reactivity agent: close eyes (tight)
no reward
label self "incompetent"
028. two shadows look out from the window. they hold hands
no reward
label self "incompetent"
029. offered a "MODEL 2"
no reward
label self "incompetent"
030. 97
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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031. stick a fork in your shoulder
no reward
label self "incompetent"
032. who forgives
no reward
label self "incompetent"
033. on your back frigid
no reward
label self "incompetent"
034. $ to you
no reward
label self "incompetent"
035. "We've come to the Ends of Us."
no reward
label self "incompetent"
036. harmony
no reward
label self "incompetent"
037. break fist
no reward
label self "incompetent"
038. BREAK FIST
no reward
label self "incompetent"
039. take centre stage
no reward
label self "incompetent"
040. galemouth
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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041. reactivity agent: hot coals 1
no reward
label self "incompetent"
042. "The hot fuzz of your homeland, distant now, still playing ego. A jump in the river ought to fix it. Calm down with me in the dark waters. Only the fish will see."
no reward
label self "incompetent"
043. fan the flames to them (testmasters)
no reward
label self "incompetent"
044. the ancestral heritage
no reward
label self "incompetent"
045. trapped in their bathysphere
no reward
label self "incompetent"
046. hanged man
no reward
label self "incompetent"
047. reactivity agent: incident report, 7 kills
no reward
label self "incompetent"
048. perfect symmetry
no reward
label self "incompetent"
049. and/or logic
no reward
label self "incompetent"
050. reactivity agent: Novissimus Flos “Liberty Bell”
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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051. purpose of slipping light
no reward
label self "incompetent"
052. what is neon
no reward
label self "incompetent"
053. beyond a black rainbow is
no reward
label self "incompetent"
054. aptitude
no reward
label self "incompetent"
055. “hey”
no reward
label self "incompetent"
056. pink leaks
no reward
label self "incompetent"
057. reactivity agent: hot coals 2
no reward
label self "incompetent"
058. what is a solid state
no reward
label self "incompetent"
059. egotistical nonsense
no reward
label self "incompetent"
060. label “armadillo”
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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061. zipper caught your penis?
no reward
label self "incompetent"
062. fluoxetine
no reward
label self "incompetent"
063. reactivity agent: black spiral
no reward
label self "incompetent"
064. antivision
no reward
label self "incompetent"
065. reactivity agent: red spiral
no reward
label self "incompetent"
066. a faraway hotel
no reward
label self "incompetent"
067. “The essential matter of the universe, my girl, is not what they expected it to be. In fact, it was so far from the dream that they’ve long since abandoned it. I searched for it myself in my youth, but it’s cry is too sharp for me. I pass this knowledge along to you. Listen with your ears wide for it travels fast, and it travels far. Don’t allow the dream to die with me.”
no reward
label self "incompetent"
068. the mask of god(s)
no reward
label self "incompetent"
069. laugh track
no reward
label self "incompetent"
070. no one lives to be 300 years
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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071. what do you know of the courage of others
no reward
label self "incompetent"
072. spike to the eye
no reward
label self "incompetent"
073. tqibs
no reward
label self "incompetent"
074. pray/prey
no reward
label self "incompetent"
075. who controls the fish
no reward
label self "incompetent"
076. open palm, face up
no reward
label self "incompetent"
077. stay alert
no reward
label self "incompetent"
078. reactivity agent: drink provided liquid
no reward
label self "incompetent"
079. AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
no reward
label self "incompetent"
080. pick up the pink ukulele
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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081. roll all sevens
no reward
label self "incompetent"
082. dig a perceptual hole
no reward
label self "incompetent"
083. find a pen, stab self, remove
no reward
label self "incompetent"
084. at the head of the bureau
no reward
label self "incompetent"
085. litch king
no reward
label self "incompetent"
086. missed appointment
no reward
label self "incompetent"
087. where was that café?
no reward
label self "incompetent"
088. those headphones (don’t) define you
no reward
label self "incompetent"
089. i can feel your pain
no reward
label self "incompetent"
090. tune instrument by eye
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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091. complete sample maze in 3s (w/ blindfold)
no reward
label self "incompetent"
092. forget the pills
no reward
label self "incompetent"
093. define “apocalypsis”
no reward
label self "incompetent"
094. reactivity agent: the bowl sings
no reward
label self "incompetent"
095. reactivity agent: interrogation
no reward
label self "incompetent"
096. irrigate lens
no reward
label self "incompetent"
097. body snapper
no reward
label self "incompetent"
098. “In the end, it was all pointless.”
no reward
label self "incompetent"
099. why
no reward
label self "incompetent"
100. what was it all for
no reward
label self "incompetent"
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next steps
-return to doctor michael strohenberg
-complete decompression
-wait. result times vary (1wk-3mnth)
-result will be read aloud via vid-set
thank you for your participation