Mathematical Radical

I wanna start a song with an "Erm actually"

I could quickly infect you with a germ rapidly

Want me to tutor so you can learn, happily (Mathically fantastic)

Y'all can hawk tuah and goon

I'll find equations to the moon (Circumference)

So looney like a cartoon

I'm having fun, I love school

I love math, it's like a pool

I can swim in, minus the women

Add the fact I can stick the tip in

Without the split decision of division

I hate segregation, but love multiplication 

Supplies of lemonade and all of you just hating

It's part of educating

When we fight in games gotta stay optimistic

Rivals, play smart, Jonas pop a medkit

There's no math in that or strategic stats

But at least in that, I'm releasin strats

And that's how I love my puzzles

Can leave me confuzzled

The enjoyment will override 

And next my love'll

Only go up, like my grade

In every single algebra (But what about-)

Oh, that one, that one doesn't count

That teacher likes F-ing kids

Like averagely giving Ds

She'll probably go get one in 2026

While I'll have math to teach

Thanks for reminding me

On my way to college

Invitation pretty solid

I'll have it framed and polished

Had a problem, solved it

In science class, I'll dissolve it

I'll get a solution, alls it 

takes is a nerd to demolish

Geometry, Pre-Calculus it's all pretty fun

(Mathematical Radical)

It's in my Instagram bio so it's said and done

(Mathematical Radical)

Not even my love for lemonade meets the altitude

(But it's debatable)

Maybe it's all in my love for school 

(Mathematical Radical)

5318008 in a calculator

Pay attention in class

are you afraid of

failing and not getting 

a job you want later 

I mean I guess you don't need to pass but it's easier

Only I will get cheesier

Please for me lore reason

act like its important, don't act ignorant

Maybe it's different for me because I don't have a girlfriend

Fine leave, Math my person

See if I care

I'll still be doing PEMDAS

And getting loss in gaming 

Jacking off, the same me

Same version of JJ 

So lame it'll be embarrassing to see me 

In public

Put your head in a bucket like I'm playing randomizer

A detail analyzer only for certain things

Like Eminem's catalog, Bat a frog

That's a squash, After all

It's simple math, no need to go temple for that

Crazy, like a room full of rats

Remember who's holding the bat 

Imma knock, turn y'all upside down, and turn you around again

Shuffle your brain, I'll remain the smartest

Down coming artist and farthest from Swiss

I can't even have cheese

Then Mark can make my beat

And take all my money (ha that's funny)

Edward is greater and Mark shreds better

Calling out Beef, a friendship that'll last forever

If we live too far, I'll send a letter

Mirror Mirror on the wall, I'm the nerdiest of them all

(Mathematical Radical)

Sear's Sear's down the hall, I'm the nerdiest of the mall

(Mathematical Radical)

Sometimes math can leave you tired and groggy

(and it's relatable)

Walking out the classroom, visions really foggy

(Mathematical Radical)

(Intermission) Here's a word problem:

Johnny was walking to the store with his money

Of course, little Johnny was very clumsy

it fell out of his pocket, all 20 dollars, he just lost it

He found 2 pennies; one flipped over other one lucky 

How rich is this kid little Johnny

How much cash does he have

If you don't say he has 2 cents

Then you don't belong in Math

Now back on track

If doing math and riddles for fun gets you arrested

Lock me up with no parole 

I'm on the right pathway so far, grades are about A's

That means I'm honor roll (on a roll)

College is a giant deal hopefully it works out

All the money is getting berserk now 

It hurts to fail more, the pressure is on

It's time lock in and to listen

I'm trying to learn, so I'm gonna start shushing

Nerd guy is back, coming to attack

It's over baka and all that 

Glasses and finger up and Correcting

all of your sentences, nice to be your acquaintance 

Your grammar needs some maintenance

I can literally litter a lot of alliteration in a phrase and all of you would just sit there and gaze

But I don't hear any glaze

Nobody sees this magical theatrical

Mathematical Radical play 

Four square quadrilateral