Deep beneath the layers of HTML, CSS, and whatever spaghetti code is barely holding this site together… lies the ancient legend of the Doo Doo Farts. Said to be the result of mixing expired Taco Bell with gas station sushi, these forbidden toots echo through cyberspace, disrupting Bluetooth connections and making your grandma’s phone crash. Scientists tried to study them but ended up crying in the breakroom. Some say if you listen closely at 3:33 AM, you can hear a faint “bruh.” And now you’ve found this cursed page. Why? We may never know.

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