All my fellas! Home base! The mothership! Code Cool Bug! The Twink Department! We are the Medical Department, some of the brightest and blindingly stupid people onsite!
You all already know me. The real quesiton is: who are you to me? Some of you guys are great to work with, some of you make me wonder if you're even medically trained.
I'm here to answer all those questions and more! This will be one hell of a page, and you're all here for the ride! Let's get the party started! Code Cool Bug: this page!
03 / 07 / 2025:
The new boss on the block! I know you don't like me, and that you almost died "because of me," but frankly, we both know that was your fault. Hey, at least you got promoted!
I can't wait to see where you take us next! Hopefully, we'll be working together for a long time.
[ ERR ] : Sorry for the scare, didn't expect to find you there.
30 / 07 / 2025:
Get better soon. I hope my work was good enough.
15 / 07 / 2025:
I finally made it to a meeting!
18 / 08 / 2025:
You are an idiot.
07 / 09 / 2025:
Can't blame me this time!
16 / 09 / 2025:
Don't even act like you're not looking forward to finding a reason to.
17 / 09 / 2025:
Best of luck.
03 / 07 / 2025:
Ayo, I know we don't see eye-to-eye at times, but you could at least be a bit more open and a little bit less bloodthirsty. We're medics, not General Security.
05 / 07 / 2025:
You and "Belial" just saved me from death. Thank you for your help. Hopefully this will never happen again.
21 / 07 / 2025:
Holy hell.
23 / 07 / 2025:
I still do not know how to feel about you hugging me. I was completely paralyzed.
30 / 07 / 2025:
I guess you could say you... can't stand the Sarkics!
28 / 08 / 2025:
The trauma loop continues. Best of luck, boss.
07 / 09 / 2025:
I'm surprised, and I'm sorry.
03 / 07 / 2025:
I know we don't know each other too much, but hopefully you can take what I did that day as a sign that I'm here to make sure everyone is safe. We need to stick together.
In times like these where certain people cannot be trusted, I hope you can trust me.
15 / 08 / 2025:
So you're telling me that you were in the Shadow Realm because of some anomalous Yu-Gi-Oh player and NOBODY bothered to tell us?! At least you're alive.
07 / 09 / 2025:
Keep your head down least it be caught. I'm sorry that people haven't learned their lesson.
15 / 08 / 2025:
Congrats on the promotion! Interesting codename choice. I must thank you however for responding to my call. Good job at checking me for potential contaminants!
15 / 09 / 2025:
Please forgive me for what I failed to tell you.
I'll do it again if you every betray any of us again. Keep your mouth shut. Next time, I'll personally ask to take you apart and put you back together.
21 / 07 / 2025:
Welcome to the squad! I hope I didn't give you too much of a scare. If you're reading this, congrats on your promotion! I'm happy to see we finally have a medic I don't need to check on 24/7 who can hold her own weight and then some. Let's see how you fair compare to the rest of our medics here.
28 / 07 / 2025:
Keep up the good work! It's not every day I get multiple of my NCOs reaching out to me asking me to promote someone!
03 / 09 / 2025:
Finally someone else to help with the workload. Thanks for all that you do!
19 / 07 / 2025:
You. I don't get it. You almost got me killed, you almost got Filman killed, and you also attempted to hide a dead body in our freezer! Given the chance I'd be rid of you.
23 / 07 / 2025:
Stop bragging that you were not afflicted by the memetic. You are not special.
24 / 07 / 2025:
You love walking on thin ice, don't you?
26 / 07 / 2025:
Fitting, is it not? The waters are ice cold just for you.
21 / 08 / 2025:
If only I could show you.
03 / 07 / 2025:
You named yourself after a demon known for deceit. Quite frankly, fitting. I know that not everybody agrees with me when I say this, but you're the best.
I remember training you, and now, you've surpassed me. Congrats on the promotion! Let's make this site better, one patient at a time!
[ ERR ] : I know you can see us. Join him on his journey. It'll be brighter than the sun!
05 / 07 / 2025:
Thank you for saving my life. My time in 106's pocket dimension was not pleasant, but you made it all seem to fade away.
23 / 07 / 2025:
Remind me to introduce you to my playlists.
04 / 08 / 2025:
Soul sucking, isn't it?
08 / 08 / 2025:
Seems we both got more attention than we expected. Good luck.
21 / 08 / 2025:
Don't worry, he filled me in. I'll get you out of this. We have each other.
28 / 08 / 2025:
This wasn't your fault. Don't listen to them. They are equal to Azathoth, that is to say blind.
07 / 09 / 2025:
It appears we will be having an interesting visit. I wish the others would have already learned their lesson.
15 / 09 / 2025:
I hope you have it in your heart to forgive me. Thank you for everything.
18 / 07 / 2025:
I have my eye on you. I'll say this and could care less if you read this: dictionary definition YANDERE! Holy hell. He's going to have either love for life or a lifelong lesson. Know this: I am not scared of whatever you say to me. I made a deal with royalty that would tear everything you care about apart just for the love of the game. Watch yourself.
03 / 09 / 2025:
Hm. Fascinating specimen. We'll have to keep notes now, won't we?
07 / 09 / 2025:
Take notes as well as I do of you. Names have power, and we have front row seats.