Oh my god! A mobile task force squad that no one stops! It is the Nine-Tailed Fox! Now, all jokes aside there's Research as well. Two branches under one hell of a flag!
I know that some of you would love to put me under a microscope and figure out if I am anomalous. I don't blame you in the slightest considering what happens around me.
You've seen me take photos with anomalies that would tear any other person to shreads. You've seen me run towards danger just to get a good photo of whatever is happening.
Now the researchers become the researched, as I give you a full report on my findings about well... you! Here's to you, the wardens of Heavy Containment Zone!
03 / 07 / 2025:
What's that smell you may ask? That's the smell of containment. Dior! You have been nothing but kind and helpful to me! It is always a joy to work with you!
Hey, when are you guys coming to get this guy?
03 / 07 / 2025:
Sometimes I forget you're there with how quiet you are. Thankfully, even if I may not know you're there, I know you've saved my life more than once. Thank you.
18 / 08 / 2025:
Thank you for wrangling Zenabo.
17 / 09 / 2025:
The joke writes itself.
03 / 07 / 2025:
There isn't much to say about you, but I do enjoy the few times we have worked side by side!
03 / 07 / 2025:
Hey man, thanks for keeping an eye out for me. Hopefully we'll be able to figure all this shit out in due time.
17 / 07 / 2025:
Hey hey hey! One of the few sociable researchers around here! It's always a pleasure working with you man. Hopefully we can do some collaborative work sometime soon!
15 / 09 / 2025:
I hope you enjoy the quilted flesh that is your hand. Honestly, didn't expect it to turn out so well!
21 / 07 / 2025:
A man with so much potential! I'm glad I could be of assistance with your most recent soil sample project. If and when you can, I'd love to see the results myself! I am also glad
to hear that the project with SCP-682 went well! Sorry that he was a bit rude durring the interview. Perhaps I'll be able to help you next time around with interviewing SCP-682.
23 / 07 / 2025:
If you need to ever interview me again, please let me know. Let's hope your theory is correct. Either you're correct, or I am just built different.
15 / 08 / 2025:
That was something. Didn't expect the Box of Creation to make a suit that turns people into plant monsters. Good thing it isn't contagious.
03 / 07 / 2025:
Seems we keep running into eachother every other hour, doesn't it? I hope my photography skills have brought you happiness thus far!
03 / 09 / 2025:
I think there is something else out there that has plans beyond us. What do you think?
18 / 08 / 2025:
People like you are why we get casualties during mass breaches. If you try this bullshit again, not even GOD will be able to save you.
21 / 08 / 2025:
You almost singlehandedly caused the entire site to go into lockdown. I told you exactly what was happening and you didn't give half a care in the world.
02 / 09 / 2025:
I don't even know how the hell you managed this. You don't accidentally [ REDACTED ] a DMD's [ REDACTED ]!
Addendum:
Good riddance.