LYRICS:

[Intro: Dr. Schneider]

Uh

Spectrum internet can suck my balls (Yep)

That shit worse than cancer, nigga (Way worse, mm-hmm)

Fuck Spectrum!

(YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWWW)

(Lil Fertilizer on the track)

[Verse 1: Dr. Schneider]

I hate Spectrum, fuck your power outages

That shit more frequent than DJ Khaled making music (Life is Roblox)

I'mma rape Spectrum and that bitch Christopher L. Winfrey

Like I raped the EBT nigga at Popeyes (Fucking beggar)

They all quigger ass bitches, I’mma list the better internets

AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon, Sprint, Boost, Sternhizmernet Mobile (AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon, Sprint, Boost, Sternhizmernetvirus)

Fuck even Brightspeed

I trust Soulja Boy gas station lean more than Spectrum working

Xfinity better than Spectrum because they aren’t on the spectrum (Darius!)

Comcast better than Spectrum, motherfucker, Spectrum is gay

Every other Wi-Fi company better than Spectrum

I’m gonna find their headquarters and I’m gonna come and bomb that bitch off the map

Spectrum is so bad that it’s not even used by LEBRON!!! (LEBRON!!!)

LEBRON!!! uses hotel Wi-Fi 'cause LEBRON!!! is LEBRON!!!! (HOTELS ARE FOR N****RS!)

Spectrum is even less efficient than a fucking goat skin condom (Goat skin condom)

[Verse 2: Dr. Schneider]

Christopher L. Winfrey, you need to fix your fucking Wi-Fi

'Cause your fucking Wi-Fi sucks dogass, you pot pie

You are not focused on enhancing your customers’ lives by keeping them “seamlessly connected,” you fucking cunt

After going to the Spectrum and leaving it a damn cesspool (Cesspool)

I'mma go to the Verizon and get a new home plan for cheaper (Cheaper)

Damn scam artists

Power outages are more frequent than a mouse getting killed by a trap

I fucking wish Spectrum was a mouse getting killed by a trap

Your Wi-Fi sucks so bad that the only images that load are bitmaps

Your routers are made out of absolute dogshit recycled bubble wrap

UUGHHH!

I'm gonna go to the Spectrum

I'mma touch them all like a fucking laptop

I'mma get my razor blade and I'mma **** Christopher L. Winfrey's ******!

I'm gonna put him on a stick like it's a [?]

Christopher L. Winfrey invested in ****coin

He's a fucking bitch

Get cucked by your wife every damn day in a German hotel, boy

*drinking sounds*

That's me drinking Christopher L. Winfrey's blood

'Cause [?]

I'm gonna leak your address right now

(************************)

You see how they redacted that shit like the Epstein files?

I'm gonna do that to your eyes, buddy

I'mma **** **** ******, I'm gonna take your eyes, I'm gonna take your ears

I'mma **** you

I'M GONNA **** YOU

[Outro: Prabhat]

This song is in no way intended to glorify harassing or murdering the CEO of Spectrum, Christopher L. Winfrey

[Produced by Lil Fertilizer]

About this song:

Diss track to Spectrum, a major Wi-Fi provider.

CREDITS & MORE INFO:

Released January 4, 2026
Written by Lil Fertilizer, Dr. Schneider & The Bucketeers
Produced by Lil Fertilizer & The Bucketeers

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