I Hate Birds
September 14, 2025
Track 1 of the single I Hate Birds
LYRICS:
[Intro]
Meat4Milk in the produce aisle
[Chorus]
I kill birds with my Glock, Glock
And then I'm gonna suck the cock, cock
I kill birds with my Glock, Glock
And then I'm gonna suck the cock, cock
[Verse 1]
Birds are gay and I hate them
Birds are gay and I hate them, yeah
I do not like birds
They all smell like turds
I hate it when they turd on my window sill, sill
Yeah
I'm gonna move to Antarctica, 'cause I like seals
Yeah
The Gucci is what I steal
Yeah
I got balls of steel
Yeah, yeah
You've got no balls at all
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Huh, huh, huh
I shoot birds with my Glock, yeah
I do not like them
All these birds gotta stop
Pooping on my window, yeah
One plus one equals window
Shout out Homer, he goes dope
I'm like Homer, I got dope
You know that I make this dough
Yeah, yeah
You already know
That you're fat and ugly
Like Huddy Huddy
Huddy Hudson
Yeah, I don't know you, son
You are my sperm, my son
Yeah, I am number one
You are number 46
You are number 41
41, but I got 41 gold
I'm getting really old
Yeah, old gold
Like the candy bar Old Gold
Yeah
This bread has mold
Yeah, getting real old
Ooh, yeah, ooh
What the, uh, uh
You know, I haven't really done adlibs before
That was really bad
Yeah
Ay
[Verse 2]
I wake up thinking to myself "How can I be the goat?"
I'm really the boat
Comuta is built like a boat
Ay, you are the woat
I eat my oats
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Whoa
Tobey Maguire was bit by a spider
You see me, it was the goat
I hoped that I inspired everyone
Hope that I inspire hope
Yeah, Melle Mel is a legend
And so am I, yeah
Yeah, I keep the Glock on my waistband
I got all these ba-
Yeah, you know that I got the Glock 19 on my waistline
Yeah
I'm wasting this song, I'm wasting this beat
I'm wasting everything
Wasting everything
Yeah
You're wasting water
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't spit fire, I spit water
I smashed your daughter, yeah
Yeah, she's a, she's a naughty word
Yeah, I am Max
I put anthrax in your mailbox
Yeah
I am mail when she suck on my box
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I am the mailman
Cut my life into my pieces, this is my last resort
Damn, I'm on my Britney shit
Whoops, I hit again
Damn, I'm on my DJ Khaled shit
We the best
Damn, I'm on my ian shit
Make ass music
Damn, I'm on my Master Shake shit
That poo makes me sick
[Outro]
Yeah, yeah
This is the worst song of all time, I'm really sorry
Woo, yeah
Damn, I'm on my Britney shit
Whoops, I hit again
Damn, I'm on my DJ Khaled shit
We the best
Damn, ian's ass
[Produced by Yung McChicken]
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Released September 14, 2025
Written by Yung McChicken
Produced by Yung McChicken
Interpolates "Last Resort" by Papa Roach and "Oh Ok (xxl freestyle)" by ian
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