LYRICS:

[Intro: Lil Tree]

Ayo

Hood smoke pop, oh yeah, oh yeah

Hood smoke pop [?]

Oh yeah, *cough*

Hello, hello

Hood smoke pop, oh yeah

Lil Fertilizer on the track (Pluh)

[Refrain: DreamybullXXX]

Oh god, yomemibuuus, yomemibuuuuuuUUUUUOUOUOUUUUUAAAAAAAHHH AHH OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIIIIT OHHH SHHIIIITT

[Verse 1: Lil Tree]

I went to da mother- Verizon

And then I got ran over by this fuckin' bison

Then it tried to sell me vacuums by Dyson

And then I hallucinated Alvin, Theodore and Simon

I smoked so much weed it turned me into Mike Tyson

And then I saw a snake, it told me that it was a python

I looked at the sky and I saw the horizon

And then I looked at the sun, Verizon

I went to Warner Bros.

Drank da water tower

Minecraft Movie was so ass that I snorted some flour

Jack Black played Steve, but before that he played Bowser

This Verizon signal so ass that the cell towers ran out of POWER

I went to the Dollar Tree, but now I go to Dollar KING

I went to the Dollar KING, and the door made a loud ass DING

I went and bought a frozen meal, I saw the cashier looking at his screen

I saw, and this motherfucker started using Bing?????

[Chorus: Lil Tree]

MOOOTHHEEERRFUUUUCKKKEEEEERR, I WENT TO THE VERIZOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!

MOOOTHHEEERRFUUUUCKKKEEEEERR, I WENT TO THE AAAATTT&&&&TTTT!!!

I WENT TO T-MOBILE, BUT THEY SUCK SO I WENT TO VERIZON

I WENT TO THE VERIZON

I WENT TO THE AT&T

I WENT TO T-MOBILE

BUT THEY ALL SUCK SO I WENT TO VERIZON

[Refrain: DreamybullXXX]

Oh god, yomemibuuus, yomemibuuuuuuUUUUUOUOUOUUUUUAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[Verse 2: Lil Tree]

I went to a McDonald’s and asked if they accept Verizon

They said, “No, we accept Visa, and MasterCard, and so on”

Go fuck yourself with two fries and a Big Mac in the ass

If you wonder how I thought of that line, don’t ask

This is a song I wrote, like Big Mouth Billy Bass

I’m a motherfuckin’ cow, I only eat grass

Just kidding, I’m a bull but I still eat grass

I just fucking rhymed grass with GRASS!!

I got so much calls from E-ZPass

Because Verizon gave me a SIM card which sucks ass

I am a-

What do you mean I got an outstanding toll?

You’re built like a motherfuckin’ mole

ABCDEFG

HIJKLMNOP

QRSTUV

WX, Y- AT&T

[Chorus: Lil Tree]

MOOOTHHEEERRFUUUUCKKKEEEEERR, I WENT TO THE VERIZOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!

[Refrain: DreamybullXXX]
Oh god, yomemibuuus, yomemibuuuuuuUUUUUOUOUOUUUUUAAAAAAAHHH AHH OH 💥🔫SHIT OH 💥🔫SHIT OH 💥🔫SHIT OH 💥🔫SHIT OH 💥🔫SHIIIIT OHHH SHH💥🔫IIIITT

[Produced by Lil Fertilizer]

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CREDITS & MORE INFO:

Released September 30, 2025
Written by Lil Fertilizer, Lil Tree & The Bucketeers
Produced by Lil Fertilizer & The Bucketeers

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